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I dont have any, but I bet some people do.

You like the Marlins?

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Yea, its just something funny to do.

when you go to work wearing your black socks high, have smeared eye black, and have a dance for each of your co-workers.

when you go to work wearing your black socks high, have smeared eye black, and have a dance for each of your co-workers.

I think that just means you are a weirdo

when you go to work wearing your black socks high, have smeared eye black, and have a dance for each of your co-workers.

I think that just means you are a weirdo

 

+1

- You pay $4 for a ticket, but $40 for a few beers and a snack.

- Local sportswriters, former players and even fellow fans never fail to point out how terrible a fan you are of the team if given a chance.

- One of your favorite pastimes is coming up with creative ways to trade off your star players for prospects.

Not another one of these threads.

 

The search feature is there for a reason people!

when you go to work wearing your black socks high, have smeared eye black, and have a dance for each of your co-workers.

I think that just means you are a weirdo

probably. I don't do that stuff, btw.. :whistle

When you call your cat "Piggy Cabrera" :rolleyes: .

When you go to see your team on a Sunday afternoon in July.

- You pay $4 for a ticket, but $40 for a few beers and a snack.

And then complain about an increase in ticket price.

 

More:

- You are good at coming up with excuses for every thing you do

- You hold immense respect for fast center fielders and no-hit utility players

- You buy jerseys without a player's name and number, because, well, you know better

- You live next door to a Mets or Yankees fan that you despise but they hardly know you exist

When you think Huizenga is the man! lol

Or the devil

- You think teal is the best color for padded outfield walls.

- You think umpires are bastards from the deepest depths of hell.

- You can pronounce honkbal correctly.

- You know what honkbal is.

- You like Orestes Destrade even though he was horrible.

- You think Ramon Castro is evil enough for comparison to another famous Castro.

- You boo Ken Griffey, Jr. for the :stare

- You consider the Cubs and Devil Rays as automatic games in the win column.

- You listen to the Orioles Radio Broadcasts when the Fish aren't on to hear what Joe Angel has to say.

- You cheer for the many former Marlins deep down in your heart....except when they are playing against the Fish....or if they are Moises Alou.

- You know what it is like to win a World Series.

- You have watched your team play more games at US Cellular Field (on TV or in person) than Cubs fans have their team sober.

- You find it odd when people crowd you at baseball games.

- You think every outfield seat should be Fish Tank.

- You live for Super Saturdays.

- You believe in the Radio Rally.

- You know about the Legend of Superman.

- You know where Albuquerque is....and can spell it!

- You think Hollyberry should take over the Marlins Mermaids and show them how to cheer on the Fish.

 

 

Finally....

- You scoreboard watch for the wildcard by the end of April every year.

- You think Hollyberry should take over the Marlins Mermaids and show them how to cheer on the Fish.

:lol ... I'll be booed off the dugout.

 

 

 

:plaindance .

Cape I'll be the first to admit some of those were really lame.

Cape I'll be the first to admit some of those were really lame.

:stormy

:bottom

Cape I'll be the first to admit some of those were really lame.

:stormy

:bottom

 

I still

You sit in a section by yourself because no one else is there.

Cape I'll be the first to admit some of those were really lame.

 

not this one ...

- You boo Ken Griffey, Jr. for the :stare

 

 

:lol

Cape I'll be the first to admit some of those were really lame.

 

not this one ...

- You boo Ken Griffey, Jr. for the :stare

 

 

:lol

 

Def not. I actually know what he's referring too.

- You can pretty much sit anywhere you want in your section.

 

- You don't follow other teams but you still seem to recognize at least one player per team because they're are so many former marlins out there.

You adopt a Baby Marlin

You know who Torre Langley is wonder when he'll make the big club

You know who Jai Miller is wonder why?

You point out proudly players on other teams who were part if the 97 or 03 champs and then recite their stats.

And for me when I was at the TB series in Tampa you recognize Tommy Phelps in the stands, there for his kids birthday and have him sign your 2003 team yearbook

You wonder when Jeff Allison is gonna be found dead.

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