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The Drunk Story Thread

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Just drank rum with a male friend and we made out. Nothing too interesting... but I did throw up. Yuck.

 

Did you make out AFTER you threw up?

Nope, the other stuff was post-throw up

Just drank rum with a male friend and we made out. Nothing too interesting... but I did throw up. Yuck.

 

Did you make out AFTER you threw up?

We made out before I threw up. My ex was actually nice enough to clean up some of that mess. I really can't even remember most of what happened. :violin

Seriously, I had NEVER gotten that drunk in my entire life.

The worst is when you make out with everyone after you've thrown up. :confused

I don't know - that's pretty nasty BUT playing tonsil hockey with a smoker can get pretty bad too. You wake up wondering why you were licking an ashtray... :barf

puking girls = no fun..

 

when i was in college, i brought back a girl to my room, made out for a little.. then she said she had to go to the bathroom... 10 mins go by and im thinking either her anus exploded or she was puking.. walk up to the door and hear some dry heaving and spitting. Immediately think this is no good. Knock on the door and ask if she is ok. Comes out apologizing etc. Long story short, made her sleep on an aero bed on the floor, because id be damned if she was going to puke in my bed.

This whole week has been a blur.

 

I was in Tally for the weekend and I ended up playing beer pong with Drew Weatherford (FSU QB) and getting a bit drunk but when I got home Sunday and my parents weren't home, I just had a little party of beer pong with a few friends and I got hammered and it was such a long night ending up with me by the toilet blabbering nonsense and throwing up. And I also played last night so it's been kinda non-stop and tomorrow I'm going to Chicago by myself and staying with my cousins and probably getting even more hammered, lol.

This whole week has been a blur.

 

I was in Tally for the weekend and I ended up playing beer pong with Drew Weatherford (FSU QB) and getting a bit drunk but when I got home Sunday and my parents weren't home, I just had a little party of beer pong with a few friends and I got hammered and it was such a long night ending up with me by the toilet blabbering nonsense and throwing up. And I also played last night so it's been kinda non-stop and tomorrow I'm going to Chicago by myself and staying with my cousins and probably getting even more hammered, lol.

 

 

Im gonna post this online so he gets suspended.

PS: Im a Canes fan

This whole week has been a blur.

 

I was in Tally for the weekend and I ended up playing beer pong with Drew Weatherford (FSU QB) and getting a bit drunk but when I got home Sunday and my parents weren't home, I just had a little party of beer pong with a few friends and I got hammered and it was such a long night ending up with me by the toilet blabbering nonsense and throwing up. And I also played last night so it's been kinda non-stop and tomorrow I'm going to Chicago by myself and staying with my cousins and probably getting even more hammered, lol.

 

 

Im gonna post this online so he gets suspended.

PS: Im a Canes fan

 

He actually only played one game and just played pool for the rest of the night and dominated my cousin in pool.

 

I don't care if you report, I'm not an FSU fan, lol but I would rather play against him than Xavier.

This whole week has been a blur.

 

I was in Tally for the weekend and I ended up playing beer pong with Drew Weatherford (FSU QB) and getting a bit drunk but when I got home Sunday and my parents weren't home, I just had a little party of beer pong with a few friends and I got hammered and it was such a long night ending up with me by the toilet blabbering nonsense and throwing up. And I also played last night so it's been kinda non-stop and tomorrow I'm going to Chicago by myself and staying with my cousins and probably getting even more hammered, lol.

 

 

Im gonna post this online so he gets suspended.

PS: Im a Canes fan

 

He actually only played one game and just played pool for the rest of the night and dominated my cousin in pool.

 

I don't care if you report, I'm not an FSU fan, lol but I would rather play against him than Xavier.

Why would this get him suspended I'm pretty sure he is 21. Im sure FSU has worse issues with player behavior than playing beer pong.

The A/C in my apartment isn't working so I've been sweating my ass off the last few days.

 

Tonight I have been drinking beer to keep cool and all of a sudden I realize that I have had 4 and I'm working on my 5th. WOOO! GET DRUNK!

This whole week has been a blur.

 

I was in Tally for the weekend and I ended up playing beer pong with Drew Weatherford (FSU QB) and getting a bit drunk but when I got home Sunday and my parents weren't home, I just had a little party of beer pong with a few friends and I got hammered and it was such a long night ending up with me by the toilet blabbering nonsense and throwing up. And I also played last night so it's been kinda non-stop and tomorrow I'm going to Chicago by myself and staying with my cousins and probably getting even more hammered, lol.

 

 

Im gonna post this online so he gets suspended.

PS: Im a Canes fan

Your logic fails me. Its already online for one thing. Another is FSU could careless if Drew Weatherford played one game of beer pong.

Speaking of FSU qb's whatever happened to Wyatt Sexton? Last I heard of him he was drugged out and was arrested.

 

Anyone know where to get a cheap kegerator?

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