I need a shoulder to cry on, I got a nomination, I consider myself the improving douche bag or something of that nature. Now someone get me one of Brad's thongs and I'm going in the pool but not before my Yuengling is downed

I need somewhere to quickly reference this pic when I have to.

Where's the bar?

I hear the surprise celebrities of the night are baseball's favorite boozehounds, Babe Ruth and Mickey Mantle. Is this true?

Music by DJ Irie.

 

 

 

I am ready.

 

 

 

I'll get everyone some tequila shots for those over 21 and a virgin margarita for the underage folks. Drink up!

I need somewhere to quickly reference this pic when I have to.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My eyes tear up when I see this. This is quintessential Bradcore art right here folks.

 

 

:notworthy

Why does that picture keep resurfacing?! Let it die!

This is my new excuse for not posting on the site recently.

i think im gonna go puke now

Everyone's... gone.

 

:grabs bottle of Jack, puts on Tom Waits' "Small Change," takes a seat

Nobody shows off gold lame better than you.

Actually, it's lame silver, not lame gold.