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Official point and laugh at the Mets thread

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No... the "gay"est mascot is Screech.

 

 

 

Screech is pretty gay, but Mr. Met is in a relationship with Mr. Red from cincinnati.

Why did you pick the only mascot, to my knowledge, that has a wife to call gay? Mr. Met is as straight as they come. He is stupid though.

 

 

Billy is in his mid 20s and still lives with his parents.

 

I haven't seen him with a girl either.

 

Just saying.

No... the "gay"est mascot is Screech.

 

 

 

youppi was the absolute gayest. but for current mascots, id go with the stupid purple dinosaur with the rainbow spots for the rockies.

Why did you pick the only mascot, to my knowledge, that has a wife to call gay? Mr. Met is as straight as they come. He is stupid though.

 

 

Ace used to have a girlfriend, Diamond (not in photo). I dunno if she flew the coop, or just got pregnant and retired from the mascot business to take care of the eggs.

 

(Hey, it's possible. Mr. Met and Lady Met have three kids.)

 

But enough digression from the Mets' sucktitude.

No... the "gay"est mascot is Screech.

 

 

 

youppi was the absolute gayest. but for current mascots, id go with the stupid purple dinosaur with the rainbow spots for the rockies.

Youpie is a man's man. And he is currently in his second job:

Alright guys, more pointing and laughing at the Mets, less calling mascots "gay".

 

We should make a mascot thread in the MLB forum.

Why did you pick the only mascot, to my knowledge, that has a wife to call gay? Mr. Met is as straight as they come. He is stupid though.

 

 

Ace used to have a girlfriend, Diamond (not in photo). I dunno if she flew the coop, or just got pregnant and retired from the mascot business to take care of the eggs.

 

(Hey, it's possible. Mr. Met and Lady Met have three kids.)

 

But enough digression from the Mets' sucktitude.

 

What in the hell is that? A guppie?

Ace used to have a girlfriend, Diamond (not in photo). I dunno if she flew the coop, or just got pregnant and retired from the mascot business to take care of the eggs.

 

(Hey, it's possible. Mr. Met and Lady Met have three kids.)

 

But enough digression from the Mets' sucktitude.

 

What in the hell is that? A guppie?

:rofl

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