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La Russa's drunk alphabet; videos released

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Officer: Almost done. Sir, you know the English alphabet?ABCs? ?When I tell you to begin, I want you to close your eyes and tilt your head back. And I want you to recite the English alphabet, A to Z, in a non-rhythmic manner. Don?t sing it. Any questions about that?

 

Tony La Russa: (indiscernible)

 

Officer: Okay, you may begin

 

TLR: A, B, C?D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, I, Z?M, N, O?P, Z, Q, R, S, T, U, V..uh, V?V, Z, T, U, V, X, Y, X, Z.

 

Officer: Okay?Okay

 

Today's Top Video - Video On Demand | KMOV.com | St. Louis, MO

 

Today's Top Video - Video On Demand | KMOV.com | St. Louis, MO

 

:notworthy Hahaha

Since when are the police in the entertainment buisness? I'd be pretty ticked off about this video being released if I were La Russa.

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DRIVING WHILE DRUNK!

 

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

 

:banghead

 

Did I say that was hilarious? NO.. The video of him doing the alphabet drunk is.. doesnt mean him driving drunk was by any means hilarious.. was moronic and stupid.. glad they got him when they did..

yikes that he was that drunk, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh

Officer: We found you asleep at the wheel

LaRussa: Is that a problem?

Officer: It is when you're in the intersection.

Since when are the police in the entertainment buisness? I'd be pretty ticked off about this video being released if I were La Russa.

 

saying the alphabet is standard procedure for dui to make sure they aren't drunk. i've seen a bunch of them on those police shows, where you see more of this.

DRIVING WHILE DRUNK!

 

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

 

:banghead

 

Did I say that was hilarious? NO.. The video of him doing the alphabet drunk is.. doesnt mean him driving drunk was by any means hilarious.. was moronic and stupid.. glad they got him when they did..

You're finding humor in a field sobriety test. What precipitated that?

 

I don't find a guy who was drunk behind a wheel (I don't care if it was before) funny in any instance.

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What am I supposed to be? Uptight about all this because the retard was drunk and not find a chuckle out of this somehow? Wow.. I dont see whats wrong with that.. Do I condone what he did? Of course not.. I also dont find a drunk behind a wheel funny, but I found this video funny.. whatever though.. to each his or her own..

Some are too uptight here about this film. Nobody's in favor of drunk driving. It's just good for a small off-season laugh.

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That being said...I'd like to see LaRussa given the field sobriety test on the field, during the 7th inning of every game. I have some questions about his managerial skills.

Are you really making a stink about this Fox? I don't think one person on this board would say it's smart to drive drunk. I think people find it amusing to see someone who is rather famous acting a fool and out of his element.

 

Seriously enough with the Mothers Against Drunk Driving rants. No one condones drunk driving. I learned the hard way.

Are you really making a stink about this Fox? I don't think one person on this board would say it's smart to drive drunk. I think people find it amusing to see someone who is rather famous acting a fool and out of his element.

 

Seriously enough with the Mothers Against Drunk Driving rants. No one condones drunk driving. I learned the hard way.

Making a stink? I don't find a guy who gets charged with a DUI or his display of drunkenness is funny in any way, shape or form. Sorry If I'm not as 'loose' or have the sense of humor you guys do.

 

I have my reasons.

The guy led a team to a world championship only a few months prior and now he's found asleep in the middle of an intersection drunk off his ass. You'd have to be pretty smug to not find even an ounce of humor in that.

HILARIOUS

 

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNIER IF SOMEONE RAN IN TO HIS CAR!111!!!!!11

It's sad that we as a society accept the fact that he was drunk behind the wheel endangering the lives of others and can laugh it off because he couldn't say his ABC's.

It's sad that we as a society accept the fact that he was drunk behind the wheel endangering the lives of others and can laugh it off because he couldn't say his ABC's.

Nah, you're just uptight.

 

:rolleyes:

Would it have been funny if instead of not being able to do the alphabet, he killed some innocent person?

 

I think that's Fox's point.

Would it have been funny if instead of not being able to do the alphabet, he killed some innocent person?

 

I think that's Fox's point.

If he couldn't count backwardz from 10 it would have been.

Would it have been funny if instead of not being able to do the alphabet, he killed some innocent person?

 

I think that's Fox's point.

If he couldn't count backwardz from 10 it would have been.

zomg

Would it have been funny if instead of not being able to do the alphabet, he killed some innocent person?

 

I think that's Fox's point.

But he didn't. So it is funny. He proved to be the only victim of this incident.

 

You cannot use the ends to justify the means in this.

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It's sad that we as a society accept the fact that he was drunk behind the wheel endangering the lives of others and can laugh it off because he couldn't say his ABC's.

 

 

I laughed about him being behind the wheel drunk off? Thats a load of BS.. I understand the people that dont wanna laugh about this.. they have their reasons and very good reasons.. he endangered many.. theres no doubt.. if you want a perfect example.. go no further than Leonard Little.. how that retard got away with what he did is amazing.. it's just stupid to drink and drive.. I guess if some of us laugh about the video released that makes us wrong even if some of us dont condone what happened endangering others risking those lives? :thumbdown

 

Maybe it's wrong for me to laugh at these videos.. who knows?

No one is laughing at him driving drunk. We are laughing at his inability to say the alphabet correctly. What is so hard to understand here? He could have been dead sober and f*** up the alphabet and I would still laugh at his stupid ass.

 

Seriously, seperate the driving drunk from his inability to say the ABC's and you will get our point.

 

I drove drunk and got a DUI and I think it's the stupidest f***ing thing I could ever do and I rarely even drink anymore b/c of it. I find it irresponsible and dangerous. I got to speak and cry with mothers who lost kids from being hit by drunk drivers.

 

That being said, anyone who can't say the ABC's, including myself, is funny and a f***ing moron at the same time.

The only reason he couldn't say the ABC's is because he was driving drunk. I'm sorry if I can't seperate the two.

What am I supposed to be? Uptight about all this because the retard was drunk and not find a chuckle out of this somehow? Wow.. I dont see whats wrong with that.. Do I condone what he did? Of course not.. I also dont find a drunk behind a wheel funny, but I found this video funny.. whatever though.. to each his or her own..

Dude, havnt you figured this board out yet. Dont even fight it.

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