So, my friend Rick calls me up the other day and tells me he has a funny story and that it's especially funny because it involves me. So I'm thinking Oh great. What can this be. Well, he tells me that one of his girlfriends friends asked him if he had any single friends. Well, he told her yes and showed her my myspace and apparently she thought I was pretty cute and all that good stuff. Then she stops and says "Wait. Are you guys really good friends?" Rick was like, Yeah, why? She tells him to never mind then because she can't do it now and Rick was like Do what? Her response was "I was just going to use him as a f*** buddy." Apparently, she didn't want to "use" one of his good friends.

 

 

 

 

 

As if I was going to complain.

that's when your friend needs to chime in with:

 

"No he would be perfect for that! Here's his number and address."

Tell him to tell her that you don't mind. :mischief

So, my friend Rick calls me up the other day and tells me he has a funny story and that it's especially funny because it involves me. So I'm thinking Oh great. What can this be. Well, he tells me that one of his girlfriends friends asked him if he had any single friends. Well, he told her yes and showed her my myspace and apparently she thought I was pretty cute and all that good stuff. Then she stops and says "Wait. Are you guys really good friends?" Rick was like, Yeah, why? She tells him to never mind then because she can't do it now and Rick was like Do what? Her response was "I was just going to use him as a f*** buddy." Apparently, she didn't want to "use" one of his good friends.

 

 

 

 

 

As if I was going to complain.

 

 

Dam that sucks.

 

The only thing that would top that is if this was the girl from the coffee shop

So, my friend Rick calls me up the other day and tells me he has a funny story and that it's especially funny because it involves me. So I'm thinking Oh great. What can this be. Well, he tells me that one of his girlfriends friends asked him if he had any single friends. Well, he told her yes and showed her my myspace and apparently she thought I was pretty cute and all that good stuff. Then she stops and says "Wait. Are you guys really good friends?" Rick was like, Yeah, why? She tells him to never mind then because she can't do it now and Rick was like Do what? Her response was "I was just going to use him as a f*** buddy." Apparently, she didn't want to "use" one of his good friends.

 

 

 

 

 

As if I was going to complain.

 

 

Dam that sucks.

 

The only thing that would top that is if this was the girl from the coffee shop

 

:notworthy

that's when your friend needs to chime in with:

 

"No he would be perfect for that! Here's his number and address."

Yeah seriously, that friend let you down there.

that's when your friend needs to chime in with:

 

"No he would be perfect for that! Here's his number and address."

 

Exactly.

 

 

Your friend failed you. Unfortunately there's nothing you can do about it. But, just for good measure, you got any pics of this chick?

I say cut that friend off forever. He failed worse than the Patriots.

Your friend failed you.

 

 

This. Your friend needs to make her aware of your strong capabilities as a f*** buddy.

Cock Block for the loss!