June 14, 200818 yr I will remember this forever. Our player gets called out on strike 3 in the dirt. The umpire hates our school because his son got kicked off of the team for smoking pot, and we've had problems with him before. The player doesn't say anything to the umpire, and as he walks back this happens..... Player 1= Kid Who Just Hit Player 2= Kid On Deck Coach 1= Head Coach for Summer Team, son of Coach 2, 3B Coach Coach 2= Head Coach for Spring Team, father of Coach 1, Bench Coach Coach 3= Funniest Coach, plays the game smart. 1B Coach Player 2: I don't think he likes you very much Player 1: Shut the f*** up Umpire: *Tosses Kid Who Just Hit* Coach 1: Are You Kidding Me!?! Umpire: He's too young to drop the f-bomb Coach 1: He's F***ing 16! he wasn't even talking to you! *Player 1's dad yells at umpire* Umpire: Control the parents! Player 1's dad: You can't even control your own son! *Umpire tosses player 1's dad* *Umpire tosses 3B coach for "not controlling parents"* Coach 1: What the F***! What do you want me to do put a F***ing muzzle on him!?!?! *Coach 1 pushes umpire* Coach 2: *Random Jumbled up curse words, threatens umpire* *Coach 3 trots over to coach 3B* In the end Coach 1, Player 1, and Player 1's dad got tossed. Coach 2 didn't get tossed because the umpire was afraid of him. The rest of us were laughing hysterically in the dugout. Player 1, and Coach 1 sneaked into the press box, and watched the game from there. It also didn't help the Coach 1 is still recovering from knee surgery. My favorite quote: Coach 1: What do you want me to do put a F***ing muzzle on him!?!?!
June 14, 200818 yr Author I will remember this forever. Our player gets called out on strike 3 in the dirt. The umpire hates our school because his son got kicked off of the team for smoking pot, and we've had problems with him before. The player doesn't say anything to the umpire, and as he walks back this happens..... Player 1= Kid Who Just Hit Player 2= Kid On Deck Coach 1= Head Coach for Summer Team, son of Coach 2, 3B Coach Coach 2= Head Coach for Spring Team, father of Coach 1, Bench Coach Coach 3= Funniest Coach, plays the game smart. 1B Coach Player 2: I don't think he likes you very much Player 1: Shut the f*** up Umpire: *Tosses Kid Who Just Hit* Coach 1: Are You Kidding Me!?! Umpire: He's too young to drop the f-bomb Coach 1: He's F***ing 16! he wasn't even talking to you! *Player 1's dad yells at umpire* Umpire: Control the parents! Player 1's dad: You can't even control your own son! *Umpire tosses player 1's dad* *Umpire tosses 3B coach for "not controlling parents"* Coach 1: What the F***! What do you want me to do put a F***ing muzzle on him!?!?! *Coach 1 pushes umpire* Coach 2: *Random Jumbled up curse words, threatens umpire* *Coach 3 trots over to coach 3B* In the end Coach 1, Player 1, and Player 1's dad got tossed. Coach 2 didn't get tossed because the umpire was afraid of him. The rest of us were laughing hysterically in the dugout. Player 1, and Coach 1 sneaked into the press box, and watched the game from there. It also didn't help the Coach 1 is still recovering from knee surgery. My favorite quote: Coach 1: What do you want me to do put a F***ing muzzle on him!?!?!
June 18, 200818 yr hate to be a punk but...why is Coach 3 listed in the "roster of characters" as the funniest coach yet he never gets into the situation nor does he say anything, nonetheless something funny... I was reading it carefully just waiting for the punchline to be a funny line from Coach 3 but alas...nada... ah well...had to be there...thanks for sharing anyways
June 18, 200818 yr hate to be a punk but...why is Coach 3 listed in the "roster of characters" as the funniest coach yet he never gets into the situation nor does he say anything, nonetheless something funny... I was reading it carefully just waiting for the punchline to be a funny line from Coach 3 but alas...nada... ah well...had to be there...thanks for sharing anyways
June 20, 200818 yr I was reading it carefully just waiting for the punchline to be a funny line from Coach 3 but alas...nada... My thoughts exactly. Although, I guess the fact that he nonchalantly continued to play the game while the other two were ripping the ump a new one is somewhat amusing.
June 20, 200818 yr I was reading it carefully just waiting for the punchline to be a funny line from Coach 3 but alas...nada... My thoughts exactly. Although, I guess the fact that he nonchalantly continued to play the game while the other two were ripping the ump a new one is somewhat amusing.
June 22, 200818 yr Guess it's one of those instances where you needed to be there... or you can have an imagination. :blink: Good story I like this, and I wouldnt be surprised if this has happened more than once.
June 22, 200818 yr Guess it's one of those instances where you needed to be there... or you can have an imagination. :blink: Good story I like this, and I wouldnt be surprised if this has happened more than once.
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