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New DEMONS BE GONE THREAD!

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Post every blessing, prayer, magic spell that you can think of.... whatever to kick the demons out of the Marlins clubhouse.

 

This crap needs to stop.

Please Lawd! Remove the beast that has crawled up Dan Uggla's ass...uh. Help him see the ball better so he can bring his average up...uh. Can I get an amen? AMEN!!! And lawd, please strike down this imposter that claims to be Ricky Nolasco and help us find the real one...uh. Can I get an amen? AMEN!!! Help us climb the mountain of the NL East oh lawd!

Side Note: I havent seen nostrils that big in MLB since Josh Hamiltons. (AND we all know what he used to like up there).

Now, I have a question and I know you all have it too. WHAT is up Satans ass?

 

All he wants to do is f*** us up, the dick licker!

 

Hanley said, "I am the light of the world." Now he could of easily have said, "I am King sh*t of f*** Mountain... Why would you f*** with me?"

 

I'm the only preacher with the f***ing balls, and you know this, to say, "Satan I damn thee, you sh*t-eating, cock-sucking, mother-f***ing son of a b!"

 

Can I get a f***in' amen?

Our Father, Who art in heaven

Hallowed be Thy Name;

Thy kingdom come,

Thy will be done,

on earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread,

and forgive us our trespasses,

as we forgive those who trespass against us;

and lead us not into temptation,

but deliver us from evil. Amen.

 

 

Lets Get Some sh*t Done and avoid getting swept

every time we start or bring back these threads we lose

 

 

that and Fredi striking out all the time, throwin wild pitches and whatnot

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every time we start or bring back these threads we lose

 

 

It's not like we were winning before I made this thread :) .

something has to give.....this team right now sucks..............

 

do you think if things are this bad by all-star break.....does fredi hit the door

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