Why not, eh?!

 

AL Team:

Cano, Bautista, Fielder, Trumbo

 

NL Team:

Kemp, McCutchen, Beltran, Gonzalez

 

 

If you wish to discuss it in here, go for it.

****ing Stanton.

f***ing NASA.

Not that I really give a sh*t, but why isn't Braun in this? 2011 NL MVP animosity?

He did it in 08, maybe he doesn't wanna do it again.

I hate the AL, but I hope Mr. TORONTO whoops everybody candy butts.

 

May DVR...may not...

Obviously this matters a lot less to Marlins fans with Stanton out.

 

It's a loss for all baseball fans. Stanton hitting 500 foot bombs is something we need to see every year during the HRD.

Next year, David. Next year.

I'd like to see some Trumbombs, some Cargo Shipments, maybe some Bombtistas on the side.

 

Maybe Prince crowning a few. Perhaps a few BELTrans.

 

I've got no more for the puns.

John Sterling should call it instead of Chris Berman.

That might actually be a breath of fresh air.

 

At least each home run might be a different call than BACK BACK BACK TO ST. LOUIS AND BEYOND UNDER AND OVER THE ARCH AT THE SAME TIME IT WRAPPED AROUND THE ARCH I'M NOT FUNNY

John Sterling should call it instead of Chris Berman.

 

 

I give you a -1 post cause you dissed a living legend...for shame. :Batter gonna be a lot of this tonight.

 

And Mike...why. Why is internet ganging up on Berman.

I give you a -1 post cause you dissed a living legend...for shame.

 

 

I gave you a -1 for calling Chris Berman a living legend.

John Sterling should call it instead of Chris Berman.

 

 

I give you a -1 post cause you dissed a living legend...for shame. :Batter gonna be a lot of this tonight.

 

And Mike...why. Why is internet ganging up on Berman.

Cause Berman sucks for Baseball. Specifically the Home Run Derby. I don't really care to hear a turkey commentate this fun event. BACKBACKBACKBACKBACK

I have Trumbo winning the derby. But I love watching Cano swing. Gotta be the closest thing to Griffeys' swing.

Berman at the home run derby is like stroked up Dick Clark on New Year's eve. It's kind of awkward and hard to watch, but you have to go along with it because it's the only night of the year where they can feel special.

Berman at the home run derby is like stroked up Dick Clark on New Year's eve. It's kind of awkward and hard to watch, but you have to go along with it because it's the only night of the year where they can feel special.

 

Just like old people having sex on the husband's birthday.

How many times do you think Berman will say "this one's going to the mooooooon?"

How many times do you think Berman will say "this one's going to the mooooooon?"

 

About 8 or 9 per round.

ASG BP jerseys are awesome this year. Too bad we won't be seeing this one:

Kansas City could give a shit less about Berman.

Kansas City could give a shit less about Berman.

 

Lololol

7 for Beltran first round.

Berman, is, as always, totally and completely annoying.

11 for Bautista first round.