Reyes predicts how many wins the Miami mAAArlins will have in 2013.

She does look a little like Jeffrey . . . maybe the plan is to finish in last place and sell the Marlins to Cleveland?

Did this really need its own thread?

Hey Kol, aint you get the Lurrmemo? Excess threads are in.

Can we get the guy on the right a 2013 mAAArlins cap?

Sorry guys, this is great comic relief. It's either laugh or cry at this point.

mAAArlins, I like it.

Slogans:

 

The 2013 Marlins, bring your glove to the game! No really, bring your glove.

 

The 2013 Marlins, South Florida's biggest Catch & Release program.

The 2013 Marlins, there's always the draft

 

The 2013 Marlins, At least we're not Detroit... oh wait

2013 Marlins Opening Day Promotion: Tryouts for Pitching Rotation

mAArlins*

MaRKlins* [you know, rookie ball?]

He's saying, "God damn it, dad..."

FIRE SALE TIME

So 5 players and over 1,500 fans. Damn.