Nice bunt, Hech. You're so "underrated."

Nice bunt, Hech. You're so "underrated."

So underrated, bro.

if HA doesn't get that ball down this shit is gonna get ugly real quick this time through the order

In all seriousness how long does this hech experiment last?

In all seriousness how long does this hech experiment last?

Until he starts costing more than $3m.

Or until the contract he signs next week for 10 years $250m expires. It's on the table, they're praying he accepts.

Hey, look at that, a 1-2-3 inning.

1-2-3 for bottom of 3rd, im keeping a log

Good start, Derek.

There ya go, Big G.

Come on, Casey, don't GIDP this time.

Fuck

*sigh*

Well, he can probably be had for 10/199 now.

Garrett, that 2-0 pitch looked good to hit...

I think Dietrich would've been safe, he was rounding 3rd before Werth even had the ball.

 

Also, god Damnit Casey for not taking 2nd

Thanks, Jones! Good stuff.

Garrett, that 2-0 pitch looked good to hit...

And he did hit it.

Off his foot.

Alright Garrett, nice!

Now we need Saltalamakkkkkkkkia to make contact.

Alright Garrett, nice!

Now we need Saltalamakkkkkkkkia to make contact.

Saltaladoubleplay?

Hey Salty, enough of the swing and miss bullshit, ok?

Saltaladoubleplay?

 

Saltalaswingandamiss

Saltalaswingandamiss

Saltalawahwahwahhhhhh

There's the Salty we've all come to know unfortunately.

good lord he sucks

 

that uppercut swing is useless

jesus christ salty make contact

See what happens if you just make contact sometimes?! Good rip, Ozuna.