"A good, controlled, violent swing."

 

What does that even mean?

 

Are you stupid? It's very clear what it means!

Not much of a comeback there

"A good, controlled, violent swing."

 

What does that even mean?

 

Even more ridiculous:

 

"I think Garrett Jones is poised for a big second half."

 

No justification, no reasons, just that sentence.

I have been to one game in miami against the brewers and we got nailed and the same thing here. Only now we have our ace.

That was one ugly way to play that

LOLzuna

So a blown save and a blowout

Finally something Preston Wilson is qualified to talk about: bad defense!

 

Career -7.8 dWAR

TOUCHDOWN METS

7-1 you figure going into the 7th...with no more wheeler.

We're heading into the ASG on fire gentlemen

7-1 you figure going into the 7th...with no more wheeler.

 

I guess you could say that the wheels have come off.

Wait, wheeler still in?????

Wait, wheeler still in?????

 

Maybe they want their second ace on the DL, too!

How's Noah S. doing in the minors for the mutts?

How's Noah S. doing in the minors for the mutts?

 

Pretty crappy in AAA! 5.31 ERA and a 1.5 WHIP

Wheeler on the fast track to tommy john I see.

Mike, who do we use to pinch hit?

 

How about the guy who has never done well in the situation?

 

Good idea! Bour, you're up!

Preston Wilson making the Chewbacca sound was essentially indistinguishable from the rest of his commentary.

We're heading into the ASG on fire gentlemen

 

We usually play like shit into the break.

Braves lose and nationals losing.