This is just so sad

Woods been decent this year, I feared this would happen but I didn't think it would be THIS bad

Come on guys let's do this!

"Is your third baseman getting too many hits? Is he producing an unexpected amount of RBIs? Is your team winning because of the runs your third baseman is driving in? Then, why not try Casey McGehee's new "All-Star Break" ? That's right, just one application of "All-Star Break" is enough to turn your third baseman into a clueless swinger who sulks when he's called out on an obvious curveball that's over the plate. Watch, as your third baseman tries to pretend he's just walked on a 3-2 count by trotting halfway towards first base before having to turn around and head for the dugout while everyone laughs at him. Use new and improved "All-Star Break" today. Bang, and the hits are gone!"

 

 

SLOWLANO

 

 

"Is your third baseman getting too many hits? Is he producing an unexpected amount of RBIs? Is your team winning because of the runs your third baseman is driving in? Then, why not try Casey McGehee's new "All-Star Break" ? That's right, just one application of "All-Star Break" is enough to turn your third baseman into a clueless swinger who sulks when he's called out on an obvious curveball that's over the plate. Watch, as your third baseman tries to pretend he's just walked on a 3-2 count by trotting halfway towards first base before having to turn around and head for the dugout while everyone laughs at him. Use new and improved "All-Star Break" today. Bang, and the hits are gone!"

 

LMAO! Can I share this, man?

 

 

When you have as few tools as Solano does, you have to at least be fast.

 

 

Out

He was out, but he shouldn't have been. Not because of the call, but because of Slowlano's lack of speed.

 

 

He was out, but he shouldn't have been. Not because of the call, but because of Slowlano's lack of speed.

 

 

 

It still surprises me every time I see him run the bases

Dammit Stanton. Get it together.

Stanton 0-4 night :/

I feel a lot better with baker

It still surprises me every time I see him run the bases

 

He looks like he should be fast. That might just be bias though, since he's on a Major League roster and not good at anything else.

 

 

Garret Jones:

 

Bottom of the ninth pinch hitter.

 

Mike Redmond:

 

Manager of the Year.

 

 

LMAO! Can I share this, man?

 

 

Us Brits are known for our generosity. So, no.

 

Only kidding, like.

 

 

I just don't understand Mike Redmond

Garrett Jones vs. Craig Kimbrel ends exactly as everyone in the world would have predicted.

 

 

#feckarsetitswank

 

 

I'm sick and tired of losses like these. Reminds me so much of last year

I just don't understand Mike Redmond

 

All he sees is handedness. Jones bats left, Kimbrel throws right. That's all that matters to Red.

 

 

This one stung.

This one stung.

 

 

 

I can't even feel the sting anymore