as a bandwagon Marlins fan, I was shocked to not see a Stanton thread in the top 5. you guys don't even care.

 

 

Hate to be "that guy" on the boards but this seems like an obvious thread to merge into the Stanton Man Crush thread.

 

 

Stanton can look so bad for like a week to the point where you're like "omg he sucks so bad. everybody knew it was gonna be a slider away and he still flailed at it. He'll never get another hit, he's done. He's terrible"  

 

Then he gets hot again and you're like "oh yeah. He's bae. I luhh you big G"

 

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Stanton can look so bad for like a week to the point where you're like "omg he sucks so bad. everybody knew it was gonna be a slider away and he still flailed at it. He'll never get another hit, he's done. He's terrible"  

 

Then he gets hot again and you're like "oh yeah. He's bae. I luhh you big G"

 

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Story of the boards since 2010.

 

 

Yup. 

 

 

Stanton can look so bad for like a week to the point where you're like "omg he sucks so bad. everybody knew it was gonna be a slider away and he still flailed at it. He'll never get another hit, he's done. He's terrible"  

 

Then he gets hot again and you're like "oh yeah. He's bae. I luhh you big G"

 

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That's precisely why I'm holding my breath. He needs to be consistent for a while. But again I'm happy recently but skeptical

 

 

I dnno. He's so big maybe he needs two threads. Kinda like the taco bell 2XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito. 

 

I'll allow it