Get out.

 

Make me, bitch.

 

 

Make me, bitch.

I don't make monkeys, I just train em.

 

 

Yelich with a triple!

 

Also, real good swings in this inning so far.

 

 

...just kidding Michael. Generally these that they're wearing tonight are considered the best of their bunch so yeah.

 

 

WOOOO

 

 

Oh man they're highlighting the uniforms... how the fuck can I not bitch

 

 

Oh man they're highlighting the uniforms... how the fuck can I not bitch

 

email them even though it's Friday

 

 

...just kidding Michael. Generally these that they're wearing tonight are considered the best of their bunch so yeah.

 

I'm a fan of all their uniforms this year, honestly, I didn't like their deep red ones from 07-15.

 

 

Ozuna, you sexy beast. <3

 

 

Nico's got the curve workin'.

 

 

where's the ugly D-backs uniform ?

 

 

My personal favorite Marlins moment in Arizona? That time Stanton ran down a fly ball to the corner in right field and had to leap for the ball and ended up kicking the bullpen wall so hard that the door swung open and Leo Nunez (Dominican), who had been resting his feet up against the door while eating popcorn, went flying backwards and popcorn flew up into the air like a cartoon. Please tell me you all remember that.

 

 

Nico's SO rate was increasing suddenly in the past four games,and he strike out the first hitter of this game,he seems figured out how to strike out hitters now,that's interesting.

 

 

Preston thinks Realmuto is catching

 

 

I'm a fan of all their uniforms this year, honestly, I didn't like their deep red ones from 07-15.

I liked that deep red color (for them) but the uniforms left plenty to be desired. Without getting into details I just don't like the unorthodox and downright ugly design choices that were made with these new ones.

 

 

My personal favorite Marlins moment in Arizona? That time Stanton ran down a fly ball to the corner in right field and had to leap for the ball and ended up kicking the bullpen wall so hard that the door swung open and Leo Nunez (Dominican), who had been resting his feet up against the door while eating popcorn, went flying backwards and popcorn flew up into the air like a cartoon. Please tell me you all remember that.

 

I do remember that!

 

One of my favorites in Arizona was when we were down 7-0 going into the 6th and scored 14 runs combined in the 6th, 7th, and 8th innings to go ahead and win it. Brett Carroll 3 run homer put us ahead.

 

 

email them even though it's Friday

Maybe they have Fax Fridays?

 

 

Nico's got the curve workin'.

So do I.

 

 

I do remember that!One of my favorites in Arizona was when we were down 7-0 going into the 6th and scored 14 runs combined in the 6th, 7th, and 8th innings to go ahead and win it. Brett Carroll 3 run homer put us ahead.

Good one.

 

 

Peanut Butter with Nutella and Lettuce ... god dammit.

 

 

These DBacks uniforms tonight have a shade of teal that the team calls a throwback to their original uniforms but there's two key problems that throws the whole thing off and I think would insult me if I was a DBacks fan... The shade of teal is completely different than what they used from 98-06, not just the shade of the color but it's almost a whole other color itself. It'd be like if the Marlins decided to bring back teal and it was just green. And secondly, why bring back teal if it was nothing more than a trim/accent color? The DBacks were a PURPLE team with some teal and copper accents and when they decide to bring back a color they don't go with purple?

 

 

These DBacks uniforms tonight have a shade of teal that the team calls a throwback to their original uniforms but there's two key problems that throws the whole thing off and I think would insult me if I was a DBacks fan... The shade of teal is completely different than what they used from 98-06, not just the shade of the color but it's almost a whole other color itself. It'd be like if the Marlins decided to bring back teal and it was just green. And secondly, why bring back teal if it was nothing more than a trim/accent color? The DBacks were a PURPLE team with some teal and copper accents and when they decide to bring back a color they don't go with purple?

 

Well why don't you design their next uniforms?!

 

 

Well why don't you design their next uniforms?!

 

You got quite an attitude on you mister

 

 

Well why don't you design their next uniforms?!

I'd love to.

 

 

You got quite an attitude on you mister

 

I'm on my period.

 

That or I just hate all of you.

 

Probably both.