CALM DOWN, POLLY.

 

:high5 :high5 :high5

 

win 2 of 3 or pack it in for the season

 

 

JESUS CHRITS WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

 

 

See [uSER=5078]@pollyvonwog[/uSER]

 

 

Stanton will hit two homers tonight.

 

 

Stanton will hit two homers tonight.

 

If he doesn't, you're banned for 12 hours

 

 

If he doesn't, you're banned for 12 hours

If he does, Silverbullet is banned for 12 minutes.

 

 

If he does, Silverbullet is banned for 12 minutes.

 

Deal

 

 

Deal

If he hits three, however, SB is banned for 12^3 minutes, which is 1,728 minutes.

 

AKA 28 hours, 48 minutes.

 

 

If he hits three, however, SB is banned for 12^3 minutes, which is 1,728 minutes.

 

AKA 28 hours, 48 minutes.

 

Deal

 

 

I see 2 Stanton hits, 1 K, 1 BB

 

 

I see 2 Stanton hits, 1 K, 1 BB

Those 2 hits are homers, right?!

 

 

Those 2 hits are homers, right?!

 

You better hope so

 

 

Alright y'all lets do this. Almost ten pm, kicking back on the couch after a busy week at work. What do u think happens first... Stanton gets a hit or I doze off?

 

 

Deal

Shit!

 

 

Shit!

 

Sorry bud but he made a good offer. I mean its 2 or 3 HR from Stanton

 

 

I see 2 Stanton hits, 1 K, 1 BB

The game is in Phoenix and you're in Pittsburgh...you ain't gonna see shit!

 

 

The game is in Phoenix and you're in Pittsburgh...you ain't gonna see shit!

 

He has great vision

 

 

Sorry bud but he made a good offer. I mean its 3 HR from Stanton

True. I'd accept many inappropriate deals for Stanton to have a 3 homer game.

 

 

Conan O'Brien in left for Arizona?

 

 

Conan O'Brien in left for Arizona?

 

Yes

 

 

Yes

Cool

 

 

Cool

 

Awesome.

 

 

Gonna try really hard to not rip on the DBacks shit uniforms this series... It'll probably only last an inning or two but I'll try.

 

 

Gonna try really hard to not rip on the DBacks shit uniforms this series... It'll probably only last an inning or two but I'll try.

 

I like the uniforms.

 

 

I like the uniforms.

Get out.