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9/10 - Dodgers at Marlins - 7 PM

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Wait what?

 

Cringe inducing meme that Michael is trying to cook up because I keep bashing Preston Wilson. He thinks it's funny to keep repeating that Preston and I allegedly agree that September rosters should be limited to 25.

 

Yeah, I know.

 

 

Cringe inducing meme that Michael is trying to cook up because I keep bashing Preston Wilson. He thinks it's funny to keep repeating that Preston and I allegedly agree that September rosters should be limited to 25.

 

Yeah, I know.

 

shit man when you guys getting hitched? Am I invited to the wedding?

 

 

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We need to have a MB.com committee to approve all memes so everyone on the board isn't constantly getting douche chills.

 

You kinda take this Preston thing too seriously, its the only reason Michael is even doing it. And why Polly and I are now joining in. Just go with it. Its not a bad "meme" just because you don't like it.

 

 

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Its pretty funny IMO especially because you dislike it.

 

Don't have a strong opinion and don't care that it's at my expense. Just think that it's a lame attempt at humor.

 

It definitely won't discourage me from bashing Eduardo and Preston whenever they annoy me. I don't know if that was the intent or not.

 

 

And if he's gonna mock me about it, at least come up with something more clever.

 

More clever, eh? Alright-y, friend.

 

During the abundance of pitching swaps made on the glorious evening of 9th September, 2016, one Mr. Preston James Richard Wilson, heretofore known as Sir Talk-a-Lot, made mention of an idea where the rosters of Major League Baseball can carry 40 members at any given day in the month known as "September", but only five-eighths, or 25, of those persons may be available on any given night. Minutes prior to this, one Mr. (?) The Penguin [loose translation from the native tongue], henceforth to be referred to as el penguino, commented about this very proposition. Many times in the past, el penguino has disagreed and lambasted Sir Talk-a-Lot for his penchant of talking a lot while having statements void of logic or sense. In this particular situation, however, Sir Talk-a-Lot and el penguino shared a similar pattern of brain waves, a rare occurrence in which we must celebrate and remember for all time.

 

Tl;dr version: You and Preston agreed on something.

 

 

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