September 18, 201610 yr Cashner fucking sucks... bad. We need to can him. Maybe whatever team takes him will also take Mike Dunn? Maybe for free? We are always plagued by injuries and I'm convinced its because our trainers encourage crossfit bullshit. You would think the front office people switched careers. Hechavaria does not seem to be improving. Maybe we can do something about him in the off season? That spot in the line up is an automatic out. Realmuto seems fantastic. He steadily improves offensively and I love his defense. I hope he's our catcher for a long time to come. Yelich is amazing. Prado has been absolutely stellar. Ozuna had a career year, but something tells me he's always gonna be inconsistent and have severe mental brain farts both offensively and defensively. Gordon didn't have much time to get locked in but I like him leading off and he can continue to improve Man mountain is cool but his average is getting worse and he can't seem to stay healthy for an entire season, which makes all that money pretty fucking useless.
September 19, 201610 yr This is my last vent of the season. I tend to filter out these kind of comments
October 8, 20169 yr Here is my vent for the year... How the fuck do you bench Dietrich the entire 2nd half when he was clearly a solid hitter. Better than Gordon in every way except stolen bases, but he makes up for it in doubles and on base %. How he doesn't play 1st base at least when Bour goes out is beyond me, if you can stick Dietrich in left, he can play 1st. Why the fuck is Ozuna a CFder? He cant catch a ball over his head. And when someone does its an automatic triple because Ozuna will flop around in the warning track when the ball bounces back off the wall. He is the worst CF in Marlins history. They finally got reasonable when they put Yelich (gold glove) in CF and put Ozuna in left. Stanton is not worth the money. He is an average RF. He makes a fantastic play but for everyone one he does he makes 2 or 3 boneheaded Ozuna like plays. He strikes out too much. He gets injured every year. Miguel Cabrera was worth this contract. Or Fernandez even (RIP). Stanton needs to be a DH so he can focus on his homeruns and not get injured running around especially in the outfield at least. It's just another chance to get injured. How long has Dunn stunk up the 7th or 8th inning? Since like 2010 it seems. The game is "Dunn" whenever they decide to bring him in, especially if they do with other pitchers' runners on base (who usually score 95% of time it seems). Rodney, please retire. Hech is a fantastic SS. But it is apparent he can't hit. It's that simple. Move on or get a coach who can teach him to bunt for base hits. Then the 3rd baseman will come in when he bats and he will get a lot more hits through the 3B and SS hole (in addition to bunt hits). This alone should bump his average 20-40 points. Good things: Prado is a fine 3B. Yelich is a fine CF. Realmuto is a fine C. Gordon is a fine 2B. Keep all of them as long as you can at all costs. I need another year to decide Bour, my patience is running thin on Ozuna and Hech. Change I would do (not saying it should be done, I take risks by nature): Trade Stanton. Yes I said it. For a top caliber proven pitcher to replace Jose (RIP). They are not going to keep him in the future anyways when his salary begins to skyrocket.
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