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Rob Manfred is a little bitch

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Statement from the MarlinsBaseball Commissioner's Office:

 

We have been made aware of Das Texan's recent criticisms of Supreme Overlord Rob Manfred. We are internally handling the matter and would like to formally apologize to His Holiness, Baseball Pope Manfred the First. Das Texan is terminated from MarlinsBaseball, effective immediately.

*Not really, MarlinsBaseball fully stands behind Das Texan's stance on the bitch Rob Manfred.

Anyhow - as I understand it, his contract expired and was not renewed, not so much fired - however that non-renewal very likely stemmed from the criticisms. So. Same thing, in the end, I guess.

3 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

Not allowed to criticize the great Rob Manfred.

There's a great Rob Manfred? Didn't know that. Maybe he should be the MLB commissioner because the one we have now sucks.

Statement from the MarlinsBaseball Commissioner's Office:

We have been made aware of Das Texan's continued comments about Sweet, Caring, Innocent Rob Manfred and are appalled at the audacity of our former* employee. We are seeking internal options and sensitivity training for all other employees and therapeutic routes for all members effected by Das' comments about our God-King Robert D. Manfred, Jr..

Admin is currently unavailable for comment due to grieving over these statements.

 

*Still employed, MarlinsBaseball LLC throws its entire weight behind the comment of Snowflake.

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