Lizard is going to dig a hole in front of home plate today apparently 

2 minutes ago, hovertical said:

Does that mean you are mad for how soft Segura hit his?

It worked out, so, eh.

I'm not mad at a guy for putting a good swing on the ball and getting a bad result. 😞

1 minute ago, Michael said:

It worked out, so, eh.

I'm not mad at a guy for putting a good swing on the ball and getting a bad result. 😞

YOU SHOULD BE

Man this inning has really gotten away from lizard

Throw him another slider.

Just now, Rydawg said:

Throw him another slider.

He did.

We got lucky there.  Need him to find his command or this will be a long game.

1 minute ago, Rydawg said:

We got lucky there.  Need him to find his command or this will be a long game.

Nah, we have the pitch clock now.

Soler Solong!

Soler Bomb!!!  He's been so fucking good this year!  Beyond my wildest expectations. 

How many more runs would he have driven in if the lineup was Arraez second and Soler third?

 Cooper the Pooper

Just now, Rydawg said:

How many more runs would he have driven in if the lineup was Arraez second and Soler third?

1.

Wow ump!  That was terrible. 

Much better Lizard!

PUNCHIES!

Nice!!  This is the way.

Oh. HP ump is Jeff Nelson. That explains things.

 

We'll have Bucknor tomorrow night too. What a bad crew.

Dooblay plahhh

Maybe, someday, we'll figure out where to play our second baseman.  FFS with these shifts. 2 hits allowed this inning because of it.

Alright. More pitches than I'd like to this point but hopefully a quick 5th for him.

Ok. I am back. Is everyone naked?

Just now, hovertical said:

Ok. I am back. Is everyone naked?

Duh

Cooper the Pooper.

Can't wait until Cooper is off the team for good