I will personally guarantee a win. Don't care who's pitching. I can't lose. Bet the house, cat, and empty your 401k's. 

@pollythewog is gonna fall for that

I expect a decent game from rogers but matz is gonna go 7ip with 11 ks 0er

18 hours ago, pollythewog said:

I expect a decent game from rogers but matz is gonna go 7ip with 11 ks 0er

No fucking chance Matz does that

 

I'm feeling a W today

2 hours ago, Admin said:

I'm feeling a W today

Check out those 6-9 hitters m8

On 4/5/2024 at 11:42 AM, hovertical said:

I will personally guarantee a win. Don't care who's pitching. I can't lose. Bet the house, cat, and empty your 401k's. 

But, but...Where's @pollythewog gonna live if you lose the house?

Gotta love (sarcasm) how they keep going about business as usual like the house isn't on fire.  They're really trying to sell us on the "it's just a slow start" BS?  

Try something different!  Call up a bat from AAA.  Anything that show us you give a fuck!  This is not a serious team.

Team ops is .550 and our announcers are saying the hitters are good 😆 

Statcast broken?

Nice 1-2-3

16 minutes ago, Rydawg said:

But, but...Where's @pollythewog gonna live if you lose the house?

Can't lose. Guaranteed win.

That’s our cleanup hitter 💪 

4 hours ago, Admin said:

No fucking chance Matz does that

So far so good

Just now, pollythewog said:

So far so good

We shall see

Rogers good again?

Just now, pollythewog said:

Rogers good again?

He's certainly off to a good start.

There's that hard contact from Avi that Paul has been jerking off to.  LOL

1 minute ago, Rydawg said:

There's that hard contact from Avi that Paul has been jerking off to.  LOL

He has an 85% gb rate and hasn’t hit a single line drive all season 😆 

Wow a batter that’s taking a pitcher more than 4 pitches an ab

Edited April 6, 20242 yr by pollythewog

Great ab. Sign him 4/$159m

Wow what a PA

Good thing they didn’t pick up Joey Bart 

Jesus, terrible bunt.