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Jacob Barrels just hit a laser. I'm thinking this is an alternate reality about now.

WTF Stallings is batting. This game has it all.

Clearly I'm drunk, but I'm thinking make the McMahon/Diaz trade, put Wendle/McMahon/Amaya at 3b/ss, Dane in RF, Jesus in CF, call up Banfield to platoon with DiaZ and we turn into the Braves. Put down the bottle Project. Ah, BaseballZen.

DANE-TIME now batting .667 on the season. Godathan Davis about to be the next Wally Pipp. Polly the Wog you passed out yet, cuz I'm close.

hey look it's nolan gorman who is my backup fantasy 2b behind glass chisler. He's slumping big-time.

get it right bally's. gabe's mom? come on.

Should give Soriano a few innings here if he is available. Good game.

Dane-time should take /over Stallings role as the humiliation pitcher in blowouts. Yet another nail in Fake Jake's coffin.

Seems like the Fish announcers downplayed him. Give Dane his props.

sorry to hear that. There's always room on the Kiwoom Heroes bandwagon. Cards will be back, but the near future is pretty bleak.

Marlins gonna out Godathan on the IL, call up Hampster and sit Dane-time until they send him down Friday. Please don't think it into existence.

Dane made an adjustment a month into the season with his swing at Pensacola. Has been on absolute fire since then. That inside out swing looked vintage Arraez. Plenty of room on the bandwagon Wogger. The announcers keep playing him down without understanding his back story. That being said, he may strike out the next 10 abs (provided he gets them). He will still have one more career MLB hit than moi.

Yeah baby, DANE TIME!

Probably was a bad idea for the Cardinals to put some make-a-wish kids in the bullpen. Is Nuke LaLoosh stunt double Jordan Hicks going to make an appearance?

Okert looks like that guy you played HS football with and drove a big pickup truck with balls hanging from the bumper and dated the sneaky hot girl that lived in the trailer park so no one would date her since she was in a different social caste. Just saying.

luis rodriguez, pretty big signing out of venzuela. good stick, big size. just 18. guessing his future is not at catcher or he was/got hurt.

Yes, please. If you had Segura Grand Slam on your bingo card, scratch it out and reveal DP.

BTW, the Baby Fish stole 8 bases on the Cards catcher and they had to get him out of the game he was getting abused so badly on the basepaths. Don't think he's going to be breathing down Ivan Herrera's neck anytime soon.

Totally disagree with you and think you are wrong. We both hope you are wrong I think as he is one of ours. If he doesn't succeed so be it, but I think you are selling him short. He's only been a position player full time this year and last year and his numbers are off the charts. MF'er was batting .440 at AAA (albeit short sample size). Embrace him brother.

He's reverse Sean Reynolds. He's only been batting for 2 to 2/12 years and was a mediocre A-ball pitcher. He was a damn good two-way player at Rice. I'm not saying he's Rick Ankiel but he's at worst an Ankiel powerball ticket. It's not like he's been toiling for nine years in the minors as a position player.

I freely admit I do not champion as a major leaguer. With all the Laureano talk the last few years, I fantasy book the Fish having Esteury Ruiz in CF. That would be a sight indeed.

It's awesome the first 20 times. The next 2000, not so much.

No one hates Davis. He is one of ours. There's a difference between saying he's just not that good and hating him. Sucks that he had an opportunity for extended playing time with Glass out but the fact of the matter he is a AAAA player at best. Hope he is ok. Dane just might be a big story. He has seized the opportunity and absolutely forced the Marlins hand with his performance in Jacksonville. Agreed would rather see him and Edwards than the Hampster.

MLB network on TV. Same ads over and over. That and the baseball Zen thing drive me crazy.

Bro, Hampson's plane might have already taken off. Pencil him in. I'm not a Davis fan but don't want to see anyone get hurt seriously.