HanleyDavidson

I cant get the damn Marlins game and it says on channel 634 which is fsn florida to watch the game on 635 and it says I have to upgrade some crap. what the hell im a paying customer. anyone else expiriencing this?

O-Orel Hershiser

I dram almost the same thing that we traded willis and Cabs to the mets for David Wright,Milledge,Humber and Mike Pelfrey.

per TNT.

"Juan on Juan"

Because her teacher told her to do an "ESSAY"

that bases loaded K was not Impressing at all.

C-Chris Carpenter.

As a season ticket holder from the inagural days, it didn't take me long to notice that Chris Aguila wasn't MLB material. Sure he may have leg speed and be able to catch a fly ball, but then again an autistic highschooler in upstate New York was able to let it rain all day, nevertheless there is no excuse to his 13 RBIs in 166 ABs let alone striking out 25% of the time when he doesnt feel like taking a lazy swing at a ball over the middle of the plate. Also I guess he can buy his way on base with a walk since he doesnt swing the bat, unless it's a bad pitch, explaining his .27 career OBP, but why does it matter if he gets on base anyways? He will just get thrown out attempting to steal second on a 2-1 count, 2 pitches before the batter is walked in a tight ball game!? For God sake... maybe he ingested a little too much ethanol back in his fire breathing Polenesian days,"Biogrpahy...Has performed a Polynesian Fire Knife Dance with a group in Reno, Nev." at lease he's not a complete f***up, he can spit fire and enjoys swallowing long objects which risk the chance of puncturing his throat... maybe thats why Lenny Harris left the team, but anyways if you are going to sell off our Carlos Delgados, Louis Castillos, and Juan Pierres, who all happen to be at the top of there games right now hurting the Marlin's chances of ever making it into the playoffs (until 7 years down the road that is) can you please send Chris Aguila closer to his native Nevada home, and suit him up in some neatly pressed Isotope gear... us Marlin fans would greatly appreciate it. Get out of here fool.

zach grienke

-C-Carl Crawford now the next person has to name a player whos first and last name start with the letter C.

M-Mickey Mantle

nah you need to name a player with his first name that starts with a T and his Last name with a T. so in this case Taylor Teagarden would be a good choice. ok so now someone pick another letter and write a name.

T-Taylor Tankersly

ok heres how it goes lets say we start off with a letter like Z I have to say the name of a baseball player whos name starts with a Z so I'd say Zach Day now the next person has to say a players name that starts with a d as in example Dan Uggla and if a person were to give a players name with the first and last name with the same letter they have to so it would be like Ugueth Urbina and so on. so lets start off someone say a letter.

O.J Mayo was said to be the next Dwayne Wade.

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

A blonde was driving to Disney world until she saw the sign on the road saying "Disney left" so the blonde turned back home.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face.

Train 1 JP 0

I got a better one whats the diffrence between Acne and Michael jackson? Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face.

condolences to the Riley family and I hope pat can be back with us atleast by game 2.

The Billy Goat strikes again!

I have arachnaphobia aswell I scared of every single type of spider especially the black widow and the brown recluse anyways what did you do with the spider hermida_rules?