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Henry Jones

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  • Birthday 05/26/1982

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  1. It feels like every bullpen is the worst bullpen in the majors right now. The Marlins aren't with two Allstars at 8th and 9th inning, but they still don't make me feel like a lead is safe when they get the ball. But almost every bullpen I've seen feels like that. The Marlins mashed 3 of 4 from the Cubs off their bullpen. The later innings are going to get very interesting for everybody in the second half of the season....
  2. Welcome to the Marlins roller coaster. It's one of those insane rides they slap on skyscrapers in Dubai. Keep the vomit bag handy.
  3. Suddenly, the jokes I've made about Barry Bonds' special duties as hitting coach are coming back to haunt me.
  4. I do appreciate these puns even if they're over Dunn.
  5. I'm usually of the opinion the more teal, the better. I'm kind of weird like that.
  6. A random question: Is anyone's making Mattingly Miami Marlins merchandise? My brother's favorite player growing up was Don Mattingly, so it's been the inspiration for plenty of offbeat gifts for a guy who pretty much buys anything he wants himself. Hell, I even got an opportunity to help him meet the guy when I lived in New Jersey. Mattingly joining the Marlins is kind of a perfect opportunity for a Christmas present, but I can't even buy a shirt with his name and number from officials channels because MLB doesn't allow retired names and numbers to be used unless they tell you you can. I tried, but they shut down my order fairly quickly. So, I figured I'd check in with people somewhat closer than 1,700 miles away from Miami if anybody had stuff. Thanks!
  7. No. Especially since my college roommate was a Cubs fan in '03. I told him a Buckner play was going to happen in game 6 before he went off to watch it with his friends. The conversation when he came back: "Buckner." "**** you!" "Fair enough." We weren't roommates the next semester.
  8. To me, this is two people with generic names changing hands.
  9. They're intentionally tanking to make it so the team can move to Miami... wait....
  10. My question is with our roster of pitching made up of mostly AAA and AA pitching and our hitting devoid of at least half of its viable starters, how bad is Milwaukee to be completely outhit and outpitched by this team at home TWICE?
  11. I probably have an extreme bias since he's one of my favorite players, but yeah. You know, as long as he's what he was supposed to be this year and a veteran bench player/spot starter rather than the actual starter injuries forced him into being this year. I've seen the automatic outs that have come off the bench for this team. Mike Lamb, anyone? I'd rather take 60-year-old Ichiro than that.
  12. ♩You're the best arouuuuuuuuund! Nothing's ever gonna' keep ya' down....
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