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Chalupa Assault

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Man Charged With Chalupa Assault

 

DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) - A man who claimed he didn't get the taco he paid for has been charged with assault for allegedly pelting a Taco Bell clerk in the face with a chalupa.

 

Nancy Harrison told police she was working the drive-through Thursday night when Christopher Lame, 24, ordered some food.

 

He later came into the store, complaining he didn't get the taco he had ordered, police records say. Harrison said that when she asked for a receipt, he went back to his car and brought back the bag.

 

Harrison said she told him the store was closing, and as she turned away, a chalupa hit her in the face near her right eye. She said she ran into the parking lot and took down the license number as the motorist was driving away.

 

 

Lame was identified through the license number.

 

 

He is scheduled to appear in court June 15.

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:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

my professor at STU once did the exact same thing at a taco bell cuz the lady was rude as hell. he started the class by stating that if police officers came and took him kickiing and screaming to not be alarmed but class was dismissed. lol that guy was awesome

That reminds me of one time when my mother and I went to Taco Bell, and she ordered a Nacho Bel Grande, and she thought that it didn't weigh a pound, so she got really mad an cussed out the workers.

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:pullhair Those f***ers always get our order wrong. They give us less or they completely mess up what we ask for... If I don't participate in the forum for a bit, I might be in jail for "assaulting" an incompetent taco bell employee.

:pullhair Those f***ers always get our order wrong. They give us less or they completely mess up what we ask for... If I don't participate in the forum for a bit, I might be in jail for "assaulting" an incompetent taco bell employee.
:pullhair Those f***ers always get our order wrong. They give us less or they completely mess up what we ask for... If I don't participate in the forum for a bit, I might be in jail for "assaulting" an incompetent taco bell employee.

A man who claimed he didn't get the taco he paid for has been charged with assault for allegedly pelting a Taco Bell clerk in the face with a chalupa.

 

Nancy Harrison told police she was working the drive-through Thursday night when Christopher Lame, 24, ordered some food.

 

He later came into the store, complaining he didn't get the taco he had ordered, police records say. Harrison said that when she asked for a receipt, he went back to his car and brought back the bag.

 

Harrison said she told him the store was closing, and as she turned away, a chalupa hit her in the face near her right eye. She said she ran into the parking lot and took down the license number as the motorist was driving away.

 

Lame was identified through the license number.

LAME!

 

 

What a jackass.

The worst place to order to me has to be KFC......they dont know thta half the stuff is even on their menu....

Speaking of Taco Bell rememberances.....

 

There was this dive bar by my HS that opened up at 10am every day to cater to the total alcoholics. The main entrance to the bar opened up to face oncoming traffic of a major street. So..... Me and my friends would go to Toxic Hell at lunch and order bean burritos, then would open them up all splayed out in their wrappers and chuck them into the bar as we drove by doing 45MPH.

 

Let me tell you, nothing is funnier than watching a bean burrito buzz the tower of some 60 year old drunk at 40MPH while he sits at the bar nursing his eye-opener.

 

We did it about a half a dozen times, then stopped when it made it into the crime blotter of the freep.

 

OK, I'm going to hell.

My most "creative application of food" was putting a pretty big red snapper into the ceiling over the office of this guy who was a major tool.

 

1st day...no reaction.

2nd day...no reaction.

3rd day...he had a fan going in the office.

4th day...he had a fan going in the office, wasn't spending much time in there.

5th day...maintenance dude came around to investigate the source of the odor.

 

Poor maintenance guy almost fell off his ladder when he uncovered that (now exceedingly ripe) snapper. I'd tucked in in under the fiberglass insulation pretty good. It was in a steel prefab steel building so the roof area got pretty hot during the day. Maintenance dude said that as rude as the removal job was it was worth it to see the look on el-jerko's face - he knew this guy was a world class tool too.

:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

OMG remind me never to mess with you. not only do you carry heat, but apparently you also carry meat!

My most "creative application of food" was putting a pretty big red snapper into the ceiling over the office of this guy who was a major tool.

 

1st day...no reaction.

2nd day...no reaction.

3rd day...he had a fan going in the office.

4th day...he had a fan going in the office, wasn't spending much time in there.

5th day...maintenance dude came around to investigate the source of the odor.

 

Poor maintenance guy almost fell off his ladder when he uncovered that (now exceedingly ripe) snapper. I'd tucked in in under the fiberglass insulation pretty good. It was in a steel prefab steel building so the roof area got pretty hot during the day. Maintenance dude said that as rude as the removal job was it was worth it to see the look on el-jerko's face - he knew this guy was a world class tool too.

 

 

:lol :lol :lol

 

Good job! :thumbup

 

That was classic! :notworthy

I never go to the Drive-Through because either you'll be missing something or they gave you the wrong order.

 

KFC is pretty bad. I didn't get any breast when I ordered the 10- piece Dale Jr. Bucket. I wanted some breast not thighs.

I didn't get any breast when I ordered the 10- piece Dale Jr. Bucket. I wanted some breast not thighs.

Gotta slip'em an extra $20 if you want that... :lol :lol All I wanted was some breast. It's more plump than the thighs. :D

I'm just shaking my head at this... My first day on this board and some moron is already making me look bad!

lol... damn violent iowans.

 

at least it wasnt a southerner. southerners prefer projectile weapons... imagine ranchero steak flying at you through the barrel of a 12-gauge.

 

at least you midwesterners stick to simple bludgeoning methods of attacking food service workers.

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