... what would you do the offense?

 

:aggressive :dwarf :putemup :dwarf

I'd probably go and shake Brian Moehler's hand. He's the only thing that resembles an offense.

Find Lawrence Taylor and have him pay for some hookers to sleep with the entire batting order. Especially Lowell and JP

I'd s*** in their face and rub it into their pores.

I'd s*** in their face and rub it into their pores.

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hate to piss you off

I'd study Dontrelle in the batting cage.

I would probably cut myself and make them watch...

If i were Jack i would put Dtrain in the clean up role and bring sea bass to the 3 spot. Then on non dtrain pitching days we can have him play OF.

off topic but slaphands i love the sig

If i were Jack i would put Dtrain in the clean up role and bring sea bass to the 3 spot. Then on non dtrain pitching days we can have him play OF.

off topic but slaphands i love the sig

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Has there been any talk at all of why Sea Bass was never moved up in the order when he got hot? Are they that terrified that he'll start trying to hit homers that they leave him rooted at the bottom when we could use him hitting second or third? Oh, and slaphands that sig is awesome.

I'd s*** in their face and rub it into their pores.

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dammit moneyball I just spit up my dr. pepper reading that.

 

 

Actually I think moving Sea Bass up in the order is the only thing they haven't tried yet, short of batting Jim Mecir leadoff and using Lenny Harris out of the bullpen.

I'd study Dontrelle in the batting cage.

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I LOL'd when I read your comment. I figured I owe it to you to let you know. Good one!