rferry Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 ... what would you do the offense? :aggressive :dwarf :putemup :dwarf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowa Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 I'd probably go and shake Brian Moehler's hand. He's the only thing that resembles an offense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miguelcabrera2420 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Find Lawrence Taylor and have him pay for some hookers to sleep with the entire batting order. Especially Lowell and JP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moneyball Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 I'd s*** in their face and rub it into their pores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miguelcabrera2420 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 I'd s*** in their face and rub it into their pores. 800194[/snapback] hate to piss you off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotcorner Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 I'd study Dontrelle in the batting cage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlapHands69 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 I would probably cut myself and make them watch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ24 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 If i were Jack i would put Dtrain in the clean up role and bring sea bass to the 3 spot. Then on non dtrain pitching days we can have him play OF. off topic but slaphands i love the sig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Folklegend Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 If i were Jack i would put Dtrain in the clean up role and bring sea bass to the 3 spot. Then on non dtrain pitching days we can have him play OF. off topic but slaphands i love the sig 800244[/snapback] Has there been any talk at all of why Sea Bass was never moved up in the order when he got hot? Are they that terrified that he'll start trying to hit homers that they leave him rooted at the bottom when we could use him hitting second or third? Oh, and slaphands that sig is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotcorner Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 I'd s*** in their face and rub it into their pores. 800194[/snapback] dammit moneyball I just spit up my dr. pepper reading that. Actually I think moving Sea Bass up in the order is the only thing they haven't tried yet, short of batting Jim Mecir leadoff and using Lenny Harris out of the bullpen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarlinsFan253 Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 I'd study Dontrelle in the batting cage. 800204[/snapback] I LOL'd when I read your comment. I figured I owe it to you to let you know. Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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