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Ten Reasons - Why email is like a penis...

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10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off.

9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.

8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat but think it's not

worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

7. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon

psychologists call "E-mail Envy."

6. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real

work done.

5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information

vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's

the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it

mostly for fun.

4. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.

3. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual

size and influence warrant.

2. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a

lot of trouble.

 

 

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENIS...

1. If you play with it too much, you'll go blind.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENIS...

1. If you play with it too much, you'll go blind.

????????? :o

1. If you play with it too much, you'll go blind.

 

Is that tru^^^^^^^?

its not true dont worry.

 

otherwise alot of board members would be blind, imo

i mean the masturbating part?

Willis,

 

You wil go blind if you do it to much...You will also become deaf if you eat too many potatoes.

dammit... no more french fries

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  • 1 month later...

lol this is hilarious

 

and no you wont go blind or djcaliente would have to use braille to read this message board

1. If you play with it too much, you'll go blind.

 

Is that tru^^^^^^^?

Haven't you asked this before?

for some reason, i think my vision is getting worse :o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i need to cut down my online time :shifty

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