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Senate Canidate Giving Away 40,000 Blow-Jobs


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I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.

 

It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs.

 

This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I'm willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.

 

According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can.

 

 

 

 

http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

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I signed up...might be too late though.

 

 

Hey, good for you man. See, maybe you will end up getting a BJ by leaving a girl just your E-Mail address after all.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

im crying right now.

 

 

FFIPA you will never be able to live that one down

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I signed up...might be too late though.

 

 

Hey, good for you man. See, maybe you will end up getting a BJ by leaving a girl just your E-Mail address after all.

FFIPA you will never be able to live that one down

 

OMG....burned online....what am i going to do???

 

Oh wait...nothing...

 

Nice work Godfather :thumbup

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I signed up...might be too late though.

 

 

Hey, good for you man. See, maybe you will end up getting a BJ by leaving a girl just your E-Mail address after all.

Good God, that is some pwnage.

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