Bradcore Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page. It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs. This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I'm willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement. According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can. http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FishFanInPA Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 I signed up...might be too late though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Got to love Europeans and the fact that they are the polar opposite of prudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Godfather Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 I signed up...might be too late though. Hey, good for you man. See, maybe you will end up getting a BJ by leaving a girl just your E-Mail address after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaq-Man Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I signed up...might be too late though. Hey, good for you man. See, maybe you will end up getting a BJ by leaving a girl just your E-Mail address after all. !!!!!!!!! sweet mother of burn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passion Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I signed up...might be too late though. Hey, good for you man. See, maybe you will end up getting a BJ by leaving a girl just your E-Mail address after all. HOF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradcore Posted May 14, 2007 Author Share Posted May 14, 2007 I signed up...might be too late though. Hey, good for you man. See, maybe you will end up getting a BJ by leaving a girl just your E-Mail address after all. :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I signed up...might be too late though. Hey, good for you man. See, maybe you will end up getting a BJ by leaving a girl just your E-Mail address after all. DAMN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHUfishfan Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I signed up...might be too late though. Hey, good for you man. See, maybe you will end up getting a BJ by leaving a girl just your E-Mail address after all. ouch. Burntastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beinfest4Prez Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I don't think anymore can be said. That was just quite possibly the best post in Marlinsbaseball.com history. Its right up there with the Abraham Nunez steroids post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rorod Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I signed up...might be too late though. Hey, good for you man. See, maybe you will end up getting a BJ by leaving a girl just your E-Mail address after all. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im crying right now. FFIPA you will never be able to live that one down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FishFanInPA Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I signed up...might be too late though. Hey, good for you man. See, maybe you will end up getting a BJ by leaving a girl just your E-Mail address after all. FFIPA you will never be able to live that one down OMG....burned online....what am i going to do??? Oh wait...nothing... Nice work Godfather :thumbup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Wow!! What a post! Is it even possible to get 80 BJs in a day? I'd be willing to try but I think I'd be in the hospital Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passion Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I'd be MIA after the 4th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legacyofCangelosi Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 That 'candidate' is pretty damn hot. Why can't we have a candidate in the U.S. that looked like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fritz Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I signed up...might be too late though. Hey, good for you man. See, maybe you will end up getting a BJ by leaving a girl just your E-Mail address after all. Good God, that is some pwnage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passion Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsMania Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Wow!! What a post! Is it even possible to get 80 BJs in a day? I'd be willing to try but I think I'd be in the hospital What about being the 80th person in line? Talk about one nasty mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldSand Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 You wouldn't want to be in line at the end of her tour. Either way, 5 minutes with a condom and no influencing the depth of insertion? No gag, no thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishfan79 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I signed up two of my friends because it will make them go WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passion Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I signed up two of my friends because it will make them go WTF both my e-mail addys because it will double my chances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishfan79 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I signed up two of my friends because it will make them go WTF both my e-mail addys because it will double my chances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradcore Posted June 13, 2007 Author Share Posted June 13, 2007 I signed up...might be too late though. Hey, man. I just curious. Did you ever get your e-mail regarding a BJ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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