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So a few nights ago i get a call at like 12:47 AM and its a woman with some type of accent. this is how the calls goes

 

Me- hello

women with accent- yes hi are you intrested in doing young male porn?

 

(at this point im half awake so i start to mess around)

 

me- ya i might be intrested can you tell me more about?

 

women-well you have sex with a lot of fine woman and daily with the most beautiful woman. if you are intrested you can call us at this number(i forgot the number)....

 

me- o ok i will call in the morn....i am very intrested in this

 

then she starts talking ab how i have to do gay porn and thats when i hung up the phone....well ya that was like the general concept of the call but...........

 

........i hate prank calls. like ya its fun and back in the day(4 yrs ago) i used to call chinese resturants and mess around with them but otherwise no. anyone ever had a good prank call to them?

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I used to prank call places of business back in the day. I remember I once called

a cab company at around 2 a.m. and told the lady I was a 78 year old man that

was lost at the airport and couldn't find my cab. I pretended like I was really

nervous and the lady was like "please calm down sir, it's gonna be ok".

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if you want to have a lot of fun check out www.ip-relay.com

 

its supposed to be for deaf people. You type what you want and an operator is reads your messages, as well as writes to you what people say. Its really funny because its awkward to have the operator say swear words or gay saying to you.

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if you want to have a lot of fun check out www.ip-relay.com

 

its supposed to be for deaf people. You type what you want and an operator is reads your messages, as well as writes to you what people say. Its really funny because its awkward to have the operator say swear words or gay saying to you.

 

 

 

hahahahah yeah. i did sprint-ip relay before. and i had my friend sit next to me and we put it on speaker and its so funny. i mean they say w.e you type in the computer, no matter what word it is

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umm..I find this thread very greasy. :blink:

 

 

You act like it's a common thing for women to prank call and ask you to do porn? We're all supposed to say "oohhhh my gosh!! I hate when that happens!!!! LOL!"

 

 

It is even funnier that you were so quick to agree to do the porno and you're trying to play it off like you were just messing around with her. :lol

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Prank calls are the best. Me and a friend both got our cell phones, dialed a number (of 2 people that knew each other), put the phones on speaker, and then let them talk to each other without knowing what the hell happened.

 

Guy: Hello?

 

Girl: Hello?

 

Guy: Who's this?

 

Girl: What?

 

Guy: You called me?

 

Girl: You called ME.

 

Guy: I didn't call you.

 

Girl: My phone was ringing.

 

Guy: Mine too.

 

Girl: What the hell?

 

Guy: Are our phones screwed up?

 

They went on for a while after that.

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umm..I find this thread very greasy. :blink:

 

 

You act like it's a common thing for women to prank call and ask you to do porn? We're all supposed to say "oohhhh my gosh!! I hate when that happens!!!! LOL!"

 

 

It is even funnier that you were so quick to agree to do the porno and you're trying to play it off like you were just messing around with her. :lol

 

 

hahahahaha. its not everyday that someone calls you when your sleeping saying "Hi, would you be intrested in young teen porn"!!! i just thought it was so funny so i seemed like i was intrested, even though i really wasnt. it was quite funny tho

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Prank calls are the best. Me and a friend both got our cell phones, dialed a number (of 2 people that knew each other), put the phones on speaker, and then let them talk to each other without knowing what the hell happened.

haha. That's a good idea.

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One time, AT&T called me and asked me if I would like to change my long distance provider. I said "Why would I want to do that when this phone call from you has depressed me to the point where I'm going to cut my balls off." They were like "uh....sir?" Then I started crying, "Why do you people keep calling? You don't stop. It just keeps ringing and ringing. I can't handle it it any more. I'm going to end it all because you keep calling.) And I went on crying like that for a litt while, the whole time, they were just like "Sir, are you ok? Do you need help?"

 

Let's just say I never got another call from AT&T again and I didn't even have to ask them to take me off the list.

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Guest Lissy

At least you aren't getting calls from retards telling you they found your cell # at the bathroom. I'm still trying to figure out who was behind all that.

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At least you aren't getting calls from retards telling you they found your cell # at the bathroom. I'm still trying to figure out who was behind all that.

 

Can anyone imagine meeting their spouse that way?

 

Child: Daddy. How did you and mommy meet?

Dad: Well, son, I was taking a leak...

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At least you aren't getting calls from retards telling you they found your cell # at the bathroom. I'm still trying to figure out who was behind all that.

 

Can anyone imagine meeting their spouse that way?

 

Child: Daddy. How did you and mommy meet?

Dad: Well, son, I was taking a leak...

 

 

 

thank you Dave Chappelle.

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Guest Lissy

At least you aren't getting calls from retards telling you they found your cell # at the bathroom. I'm still trying to figure out who was behind all that.

 

I'm telling you, it was most likely your ex. He seems like a douche

that would have nothing better to do on a friday night.

:mischief2

 

Yeah, probably him or a co-worker but I'll never know. It's someone who knows me, though.

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