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http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0...from=public_rss

 

A stripper performed for a classroom full of teenagers, spanked a birthday boy and asked him to rub cream over her after a booking error by the teen's mum.

 

It is believed the mother thought she had booked a gorillagram to rush into her 16-year-old son?s classroom for a birthday surprise - but a stripper turned up instead.

 

The Daily Mail said the teenager's mother had told the teacher beforehand that a ?birthday surprise? would walk in during the class and requested that it be filmed.

 

Instead of a gorilla, an adult performer showed up at Arnold High School in Nottingham dressed as a policewoman and spanked the boy 16 times in front of his classmates, the newspaper said.

 

She stripped to her underwear while dancing to a Britney Spears song and asked the teenager to rub cream all over her body before the ?stunned? teacher called an end to the act.

 

One student told the newspaper that the performance occurred in the middle of a drama class.

 

?The teacher suddenly announced: ?Something is about to happen?,? the student said.

 

?Then a woman in a very short skirt walked in dressed as a copper. She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn?t been doing his homework.?

 

The performer put on some music and had the teenager put a collar on her.

 

?No one could believe it,? the student said.

 

?Next she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times -one for each year - on the bottom with her whip.?

 

The newspaper quoted the student as saying that it was when the stripper pulled some cream out of her bag that the teacher took action.

 

?To be fair to the teacher, you could tell she was just stunned, and when the cream came out she told the stripper: ?That?s it. That?s enough?.?

 

The student said the birthday boy ran out of the classroom while the stripper packed her bag.

 

 

 

 

 

The kid ran out of the Room? What a pu......

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I took drama because I attended a Catholic all boys school (don't even get me started on why a Jewish kid would be sent to a Catholic school) and the class was held at the all-girls school. So, I got to drive over to a place where all of the girls in the class wore those wonderful mini-skirt sized kilts and I got to be the only straight boy they'd see all day.

 

Yep, the guys would make fun of me for going to the 'gay' drama class while I enjoyed a constant stream of cheerleader girlfriends.

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I took drama because I attended a Catholic all boys school (don't even get me started on why a Jewish kid would be sent to a Catholic school) and the class was held at the all-girls school. So, I got to drive over to a place where all of the girls in the class wore those wonderful mini-skirt sized kilts and I got to be the only straight boy they'd see all day.

 

Yep, the guys would make fun of me for going to the 'gay' drama class while I enjoyed a constant stream of cheerleader girlfriends.

We put on a performance for my CCD [Catholic Children's Development] class when I was in 4th Grade. I was cast as Joseph. My costume was basically a bathrobe.

 

I came on for my part during rehearsal and my teacher called me over to the edge of the stage.

 

Teacher: "YF? What are you wearing under the robe?"

Me: "Nothing."

Teacher: ...

Teacher: ...

Teacher: "You aren't wearing your underpants, are you?"

Me: "No. Nothing. They didn't have underpants back then."

Teacher: ...

Teacher: ...

Teacher: ...

Teacher: "Please go put some pants on."

 

Looking back on it - that could have been awkward.

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