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What should Jeffrey Loria buy with his $20 million savings?

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Guest iFesta Touch
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I'll start.

 

 

 

A copy of Major League: The Wild Thing Edition on DVD

 

 

Cost: $9.99

 

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Cost: $1.99

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    But remember, rferry would not own the car. It will be 100% Loria's and he can do whatever he wants with it.

    No he will just drive Loria around like in Driving Miss Daisy.

     

    Loria: Did you have the air-conditioning checked? I told you to have the air-conditioning checked.

    ferry: I had the air-conditioning checked. I don't know what for. You never allow me to turn it on.

    Loria: Hush up!

     

    Oh yeah. What's he going to buy?

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Butt plugs. Thousands and thousands of butt plugs. Prices range from 10-22 dollars.

     

    http://www.love-shop.biz/about-plugs.html

     

     

    I'm pretty sure that asshat will know what to do with them.

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    But remember, rferry would not own the car. It will be 100% Loria's and he can do whatever he wants with it.

     

     

     

    :lol :lol :lol :lol

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    He'll need some hookers to accompany that blow.

     

    Someone has to know the going rate for a good hooker. :confused

    He could fly to Carson City, Nevada, and do it legally at the Moonlite BunnyRanch. :mischief

     

    $1,695 first class on American Airlines from Miami to Reno. Someone else look up the whore house? I can't do it from work. :mischief

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    A Nintendo Wii bundle with MLB Power Pros...

    so he can do Marlins firesales at his whim

     

    $289.98 + tax

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    Samson needs a new car seat.

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    I heard Loria puts the tags back on his clothes and returns them to the store.

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    Cape, you fail at photoshop.

    I was in a hurry and used MSPaint. :anon

     

     

    photoshop is faster :mischief

     

     

    lol ill give you credit. its still funny though

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