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Another one that might take a second or two to get...

 

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A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it. The Rabbi asked, ''What are you doing?'' The Priest responded, ''I'm blessing the car.'' So the Rabbi said ''Okay, since we're doing that....'' and takes out a hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe.

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Another one that might take a second or two to get...

 

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A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it. The Rabbi asked, ''What are you doing?'' The Priest responded, ''I'm blessing the car.'' So the Rabbi said ''Okay, since we're doing that....'' and takes out a hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe.

 

 

If you need a second or two to understand this joke... ehhh

 

:p

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Another one that might take a second or two to get...

 

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A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it. The Rabbi asked, ''What are you doing?'' The Priest responded, ''I'm blessing the car.'' So the Rabbi said ''Okay, since we're doing that....'' and takes out a hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe.

 

 

If you need a second or two to understand this joke... ehhh

 

:p

 

If you need a second or two to understand this joke.... u r MrMarlinPride lol

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Another one that might take a second or two to get...

 

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A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it. The Rabbi asked, ''What are you doing?'' The Priest responded, ''I'm blessing the car.'' So the Rabbi said ''Okay, since we're doing that....'' and takes out a hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe.

 

 

If you need a second or two to understand this joke... ehhh

 

:p

 

If you need a second or two to understand this joke.... u r MrMarlinPride lol

 

 

Ummmmmmmmmm i don't get it :banghead

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Another one that might take a second or two to get...

 

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A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it. The Rabbi asked, ''What are you doing?'' The Priest responded, ''I'm blessing the car.'' So the Rabbi said ''Okay, since we're doing that....'' and takes out a hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe.

 

 

If you need a second or two to understand this joke... ehhh

 

:p

 

If you need a second or two to understand this joke.... u r MrMarlinPride lol

 

 

Ummmmmmmmmm i don't get it :banghead

 

 

Here you go.

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Another one that might take a second or two to get...

 

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A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it. The Rabbi asked, ''What are you doing?'' The Priest responded, ''I'm blessing the car.'' So the Rabbi said ''Okay, since we're doing that....'' and takes out a hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe.

 

 

If you need a second or two to understand this joke... ehhh

 

:p

 

If you need a second or two to understand this joke.... u r MrMarlinPride lol

 

 

Ummmmmmmmmm i don't get it :banghead

 

Circumcision.

 

Jeez. I knew all of this stuff when I was your age man. You need to get on the ball!

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Another one that might take a second or two to get...

 

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A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it. The Rabbi asked, ''What are you doing?'' The Priest responded, ''I'm blessing the car.'' So the Rabbi said ''Okay, since we're doing that....'' and takes out a hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe.

 

 

If you need a second or two to understand this joke... ehhh

 

:p

 

If you need a second or two to understand this joke.... u r MrMarlinPride lol

 

 

Ummmmmmmmmm i don't get it :banghead

 

Circumcision.

 

Jeez. I knew all of this stuff when I was your age man. You need to get on the ball!

 

O great another Penis joke

not really that funny though

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