April 23, 201115 yr CyggyMarlin came up with the idea for a thread on this...here's all the players from our section on the wikipedia supplimented by what we use on the forums and nicknames I personally have at home, add your own it's funny to see what everyone calls everyone.. Ricky Nolasco - on a good day it's Ricky Nohitsco and on a bad day we call him Ricky Noshitsco Anibal Sanchez - Anibal the Animal? Animal Sanchez? The Animal? Sanchie? Sancho? Vasquez - Mr. Extended Batting Practice Donnie Murphy - Donnie f***in Murphy, Donnie bleepin Murphy (even though it's just a censorship of the first one, the bleepin seems to have taken on it's own character.), Donnie Freakin' Murphy Mujica - Magico Mujica Alfonseca - The Dragon Slayer! Scott Olsen - The Kid Vandenhurk - Vandy, The Flying Dutchman Kotsay - The Cannon, Cannonarm Jack McKeon - Trader Jack, The Captain Charles Johnson - CJ Derrick Lee - D-Lee, Cousins - Buzzin' Cousins Bobby Bonilla, Robert Bonilla: "Bobby Bo" Jeff Conine, Jeffrey Guy Conine: "Nine," "Niner," "Conine the Barbarian," or "Mr. Marlin" Iván RodrÃguez: Pudge or I-Rod Gary Sheffield, Gary Antonian Sheffield: "Sheff" or "Shef-field of Dreams" Devon White: "Devo" Dontrelle Willis: "D-Train" Hanley Ramirez: "HanRam" or "El Niño" Mike Lowell: "Mikey" or "Lowell Land" Andre Dawson: "The Hawk" Darren Daulton (1997): "Dutch" Edgar RenterÃa: "Barranquilla Baby" Craig Counsell: "The Counsell-man" Mike Jacobs, Michael Jacobs: "Jake" Miguel Cabrera: "Miggy", "Migs", "Miguelito", or "Cabby" Josh Willingham: "The Hammer" Juan Pierre: "J.P." Ã�lex González: "A-Gon" or "Gonzo" or "Sea Bass" Kevin Brown: "Brownie" Alfredo Amezaga: "The Amazing Amezaga" or "The Flying Mexican" Wes Helms: "The Closer", "Uncle Wes," Satan Josh Johnson: "JJ" Burke Badenhop: "The Hopper" Chris Coghlan: "Cogs", "CC" Logan Morrison: "LoMo" Emilio Bonifacio: "Boni" Dan Uggla: "Uggs" Taylor Tankersley: "Tank" Ronny Paulino: "The Caveman" probably a bunch more but i can't think of them riight now.
April 23, 201115 yr Nicks I use (or have stolen from the boards) for current players Clay Hensley: Everyday Clay Josh Johnson: J.J. / Kid Dynamite (Good Times reference) Ricky Nolasco: K-Noly (cannoli) Anibal Sanchez: Anibal The Animal Chris Volstad: Vol-Suck (I hope he proves me wrong someday) Ryan Webb: Webb-Slinger or Webb-Head (Spider-Man reference) Greg Dobbs: Dobby The House Elf (Harry Potter reference) Wes Helms: Professional Turd Donnie Murphy: Donnie F****** Murphy or Robo/Robocop (name was Murphy) Gaby Sanchez: The Gift Of Gab Emilio Bonifacio: Boner or Boni-f***-i-o Chris Coghlan: CC / Cogz / Key Cog / Cogswell Cogs (from Jetsons) Scott Cousins: 'Cuz Logan Morrison: Wolverine (X-Men reference) Don't have nicks for Hanley or Stanton yet
April 23, 201115 yr a few more: Rich Renteria - "The Secret Weapon" Brad Penny - "The Duke" Antonio Alfonseca - "Senor Nasty" also, the radio announcer Dave Van Horne used to call Wes Helms "The General"
April 23, 201115 yr Reggie Abercrombie was called Kool-Aid at least here on the boards and who could forget OMG Nunuz
April 23, 201115 yr Wasn't Hanley Ramirez also referred to as "Shadez" at least on this board when he first came to the Marlins?
April 23, 201115 yr Wasn't Hanley Ramirez also referred to as "Shadez" at least on this board when he first came to the Marlins? Yeah he was, he also calls himself H2R, and rotoworld pick up on it recently.
April 23, 201115 yr Chris Volstad - Chris Shitstad Javier Vazquez - Shittier Vazquez Anibal Sanhcez - Shittibal Sanchez Ricky Nolasco - Ricky Shitlasco Josh Johnson - Josh Johnson
April 23, 201115 yr Chris Volstad - Chris Shitstad Javier Vazquez - Shittier Vazquez Anibal Sanhcez - Shittibal Sanchez Ricky Nolasco - Ricky Shitlasco Josh Johnson - Josh Johnson Makes me think of Monty Python & The Holy Grail... JOSH JOHNSON walks past man calling for dead people VILLAGER 1: Must be Josh Johnson... VILLAGER 2: How can you tell? VILLAGER 1: Hasn't got sh*t all over him...
April 23, 201115 yr Author "every pitch is sacred.....every pitch is great, if a pitch is wasted...loria gets quite irate" Beinfest dude that leo nunez sig is hilarious.
April 23, 201115 yr i just remembered that Alfonseca was called El pulpo, because he has an extra finger.
April 23, 201115 yr "every pitch is sacred.....every pitch is great, if a pitch is wasted...loria gets quite irate" Beinfest dude that leo nunez sig is hilarious. Haha thanks.
April 23, 201115 yr i just remembered that Alfonseca was called El pulpo, because he has an extra finger. I always remembered him as the dragon.
April 23, 201115 yr i just remembered that Alfonseca was called El pulpo, because he has an extra finger. Musta been popular with the ladies
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