Mystifool87 has a problem with Stella Artois. And a problem with Heineken. Rightfully so a problem with Corona, which does taste like doodoo. He has never had Shock Top.

 

Next I'll hear he has a problem with Newcastle, Yuengling, and Guinness. He probably also likes Sam Adams or something. Go stick a bar of soap in your mouth.

 

Discuss.

I'll drink anything that isn't PBR

I'll drink anything that isn't PBR

 

 

Ironic.

Hey, man. f*** you. Put it in the beer thread, yo.

 

 

But but but... it's about my Dr Beer-fest going down.

So yes...

 

24 Heineken

18 Shock Top

15 Stella Artois

12 Corona

 

4 sh*tty bottles of champagne

 

and the microbrews are:

 

November:

3 Primator Maibock

3 Primator Marze

3 Red Wagon IPA

3 Blowing Rock Oktoberfest Lager

 

December:

3 Jamaica Red Ale

3 Pickled Sana Spiced Ale

3 Santa's Butt Winter Porter

3 Moerlein Christkindt Winter Ale

I'm mostly just a troll who is beginning to broad his beer-drinking horizons.

 

When I get a beer, I try to taste the things they say on BeerAdvocate. Usually I just get "Tastes like: Beer, hops, some more hops, some alcohol, a little bitter, hops.......oops swallowed it."

I did love Chimay blue the couple of times I've had it. Pretty pricy but quite good.

Last time I drank excessive amounts of Stella I ended up running about hotel gardens with an apron on and holding a teacup I found in the back of a massive marquee. I spewed later that night.......

I guess a merger with the beer thread would be justice, then.

Last time I drank excessive amounts of Stella I ended up running about hotel gardens with an apron on and holding a teacup I found in the back of a massive marquee. I spewed later that night.......

 

 

I've only really drank excessive amounts of Stella once, over the summer. Had 5 bottles and fell asleep out of numbness two hours later.

Wife beataaaaaaa

Wife beataaaaaaa

 

 

Heh, my cousin was in from Belfast and she had to explain that to me...

Oh, penguino. You're such an elitist.

 

There is a huge difference in taste. One tastes like watered down piss, the other tastes par.

I like Lost Coast. Their tangerine wheat is awesome.

Hey, man. f*** you. Put it in the beer thread, yo.

 

What this guy said. Though, from my angle, I don't need an underaged drunk drunking up my forum.

Hey, man. f*** you. Put it in the beer thread, yo.

 

What this guy said. Though, from my angle, I don't need an underaged drunk drunking up my forum.

 

18. International. Cool.

I like Lost Coast. Their tangerine wheat is awesome.

 

 

That sounds delicious.

 

 

Also, Coors is god-awful (sorry!). I've found it to be the foulest beer I've had.

shittiest beer fest ever.

get out the gas station.

 

Yuengling does suck as much as Bud, Miller, Coors. Stella, Corona, Sam Adams, Shock Top, etc. suck too

n***a I didn't say this was no beer fest. I said I'm Dr Beer-fest.

false advertising. bet you drink like a bitch

Im not much for lagers anyways, especially not pilsners, so I don't care for Stella, Becks, et al.

 

In all honesty, I'd rather drink a bud light than Heineken. Heineken tastes actively repulsive to me, whereas bud light is just inoffensive.

 

Give me anything with a lot of hops. Pilsners never have any character.

Im not much for lagers anyways, especially not pilsners, so I don't care for Stella, Becks, et al.

 

In all honesty, I'd rather drink a bud light than Heineken. Heineken tastes actively repulsive to me, whereas bud light is just inoffensive.

 

Give me anything with a lot of hops. Pilsners never have any character.

 

 

I'm on the malty side. I almost always hate hoppy beers. It's why Newcastle and Guinness are two of my favorites.

false advertising. bet you drink like a bitch

 

 

Lovely.