we have a runner on base. What could possibly go wrong?

ITS TIME FOR RALLY GODZILLA

Typical. :|

Thanks for nothing Rug. Worst stolen base attempt of the year

f***ing lame ass sh*t

Wake me up when next May comes around. We seem to do well in May.

this team is so bad

this team is so bad

 

 

Please don't insult bad teams. I think we've sunk lower than that this month

Two ropes from Lawrie.

Can we trade for him, make him a first baseman?

I remember thinking to myself last month that we would win at least 14 games this June

I remember thinking to myself last month that we would win at least 14 games this June

 

We still could, if we go back in time and hit with RISP.

Two ropes from Lawrie.

Can we trade for him, make him a first baseman?

 

 

Have we sunk so low that all we can think of is what can we trade for the other team's players who are kicking our butt?

predictions for gaby,buck, and anibal in the bottom of the inning?

 

i'm going with strike out swinging, strike out looking, ground out to 2b

Two ropes from Lawrie.

Can we trade for him, make him a first baseman?

 

 

Have we sunk so low that all we can think of is what can we trade for the other team's players who are kicking our butt?

Yes. :|

predictions for gaby,buck, and anibal in the bottom of the inning?

 

i'm going with strike out swinging, strike out looking, ground out to 2b

 

Flyout to right

Groundout to second

Grand slam

Single

Triple play

In that order.

Marlins Baseball = Being extremely pissed off every game and it's only the first inning

464 foot home run coming up.

Hey look!!! They move runners over into scoring position!!!

Look at the bright side. At least the Marlins hoodwinked 16,000 people into buying season tickets with the promise that we were going to be a competitive team this year. It's too late for them to get refunds now.

Well, close enough.

marlins 0 jay 2

F*** this

Let's give up more runs!

If you close your eyes and lie to yourself, you can convince yourself that the Marlins are the ones ahead by 2 runs, and the score on the TV screen is wrong.

the other team has a few runs and about 5 hits while the Marlins have 0's across the board - seriously, I am really sick of this bulls***