The ghost of Mad King George and his zombie redcoat army marched on Marlins Park this evening. Despite the efforts of our amateur army led by General Ricky Nolasco, the Reds overran the field and the Marlins were defeated. So break out your tea sets and start polishing your Queen's English.

 

The record is now 11-28. But fear not Marlins Patriots, for the day is darkest before the dawn, and we will see this revolution through to victory.

I wish we had the dislike system back so I could down vote that post.

Dietrich playing well again.

I wish we had the dislike system back so I could down vote that post.

 

 

The truth hurts

liked the OP on behalf of my fantasy team and Homer Bailey

I don't have the money to keep my fridge stocked with enough beer to watch this stupid team.

I don't have the money to keep my fridge stocked with enough beer to watch this stupid team.

 

 

I just bought some Sam Adams Summer today. get on that shit. it's delicious.

I don't have the money to keep my fridge stocked with enough beer to watch this stupid team.

 

 

I just bought some Sam Adams Summer today. get on that s***. it's delicious.

 

 

Try Bell's Oberon, too. Pretty nice stuff.

At this point I'm not so sure teams will even throw us a crappy A baller for Nolasco the way he's been throwing.

At this point I'm not so sure teams will even throw us a crappy A baller for Nolasco the way he's been throwing.

 

 

Plus even at the halfway point he'll still cost $5m to another team. Who would pay $5m for 3 months of use of a below average pitcher?

They should have just traded him in January, it's not like he was going to be the difference between this team not losing constantly and being historically bad.

They should have just traded him in January, it's not like he was going to be the difference between this team not losing constantly and being historically bad.

 

 

Again, I doubt anyone would want his contract and/or give up a prospect for that shitty contract for a shitty player.