Jacob Turner vs Jordan Zimmermann

 

Yeah. Meaningful games!

Jordan Zimmermann pitching like he's double parked.

5 k's already lol.

Goddammit turner, that last little prancey step cora you a base hit. Dammit lol

ANYBODY HERE? I'm drunk.

Howdy.

Turner not walking 500 people at least

I'm here. :patriot

I've arrived finally.

No hits through 5.

"Turner now has struck out 3 in the ballgame ..."

Is that, like, a career high for him for 4.1?

Who's drunk? I'm drunk.

Donny Solany broke up the no-no.

Who's drunk? I'm drunk.

 

 

STRAIGHT EDGE, BITCH!

*throws a chair*

And here we go...

I thought that was gone off the bat.

At least we got hechs bat. Turner back to normal

I hate losing, I hate Loria, I hate everything...

At least we gave up anibal and Infante....

Turner is bad

It's amazing that we haven't been no-hit this year.

:lol

Carnage.

wow Turner went from doing his ERA a real solid to collapsing.

This is just so... horrifying. You have to try and be this bad.