Look at Jim Johnson's stats!!! Gotta take this guy

 

He's their Jacob Turner.

Jacob "Walkoff" Turner

Jacob "Walkoff" Turner

 

Let me fix that typo for you:

 

Jacob "Whackoff" Turner

Lets play 30 today

Lets play 30 today

 

For anyone wondering-

 

Jeff Mathis: 2.0 innings pitched, 4 hits, 2 runs, 1 BB, 0 K.

To nobody's surprise, turner has not smiled today

To nobody's surprise, turner has not smiled today

 

He will smile when he hits a walkoff HR in the 15th

To nobody's surprise, turner has not smiled today

 

That's a force smile if ever I have seen one

Looks painful

Solano is gonna Mordecai this. I was at a long game in Florida in 2003 when Mordi hit the walk-off. MORDI MORDI MORDI was Tommy's line for that one.

Solano is gonna Mordecai this. I was at a long game in Florida in 2003 when Mordi hit the walk-off. MORDI MORDI MORDI was Tommy's line for that one.

 

One of my buddies and I had season tickets and held up signs every once in a while that said "Official Mike Mordecai Fan Club"

 

You'd think, with the attendance issues at Joe Life Player Stadium Park that we'd have been on TV, but I don't think we ever were.

If only Marisnick could steal first

One of my buddies and I had season tickets and held up signs every once in a while that said "Official Mike Mordecai Fan Club"

 

You'd think, with the attendance issues at Joe Life Player Stadium Park that we'd have been on TV, but I don't think we ever were.

 

You should've been on for sure.

 

I was on TV for the walk-off since I was 2 rows back of the fish dugout. My uncle and I are shown clapping. You can also spot me in LF for Anibal's no-hitter when they celebrate at the mound.

Marisnick is abysmal

send him down...just worthless

You should've been on for sure.

 

I was on TV for the walk-off since I was 2 rows back of the fish dugout. My uncle and I are shown clapping. You can also spot me in LF for Anibal's no-hitter when they celebrate at the mound.

 

Nice. I think my only time on TV for something like that was earlier this year at Dodger Stadium when Allison was interviewing Anthony DeSclafani's family.

nice nice

send him down...just worthless

 

He'll go down after the game for Yelich to come back.

Nice. I think my only time on TV for something like that was earlier this year at Dodger Stadium when Allison was interviewing Anthony DeSclafani's family.

 

I remember that interview, they had those tristate area accents going.

Uh oh, the 14th

come on Baker...don't suck

Is Jeff Baker Jake Marisnick?

Baker can go...Marisnick can go...and the list goes on and on

Solano is gonna Mordecai this. I was at a long game in Florida in 2003 when Mordi hit the walk-off. MORDI MORDI MORDI was Tommy's line for that one.

 

sigh.......well we hoped