Well he was close and he got half of the possible runs, right?

 

Your math is terrible. Two were on, a homer drives in 3. *kick to the cock*

Booooo

Your math is terrible. Two were on, a homer drives in 3. *kick to the cock*

 

I'm half asleep thanks to Collmenter. Leave my dick alone damnit.

I'm half asleep thanks to Collmenter. Leave my dick alone damnit.

 

I'll do whatever I damn well please to your trouser snake.

If Nate could throw the change-up more often for strikes, that'd be fan-fuckin'-tastic.

Preston in the booth with Rich for the Mets series?

 

How's that Mets broadcast?

Struckimawww! 75 pitches through 6. Keep it up, Nate!

Ugh, he killed that one. Damn foul poles!

DAMNIT Oz crushed it.

Chick behind Allison with the tattoo and glasses could get it. I'd give her the Bender-D.

 

Bloop double!

"I got Henderson Alvarez, one of my favorite pitchers, and I also got Tom Koehler.....................who's also really good."

"I got Henderson Alvarez, one of my favorite pitchers, and I also got Tom Koehler.....................who's also really good."

 

"I also got Tom Koehler who isn't that great but I can't say that on the air."

88, up but in the zone, and you miss it. You suck, Hech.

88, up but in the zone, and you miss it. You suck, Hech.

 

I laughed when they said "you want to see him try to drive him in"

It's up to Eovaldi to drive in Ozuna.

 

And he almost did. Dammit.

Good job, defense.

Why can't Salty throw like that. Lol

Why can't Salty throw like that. Lol

 

Cause.

86 through 7. Give him the 8th!

86 through 7. Give him the 8th!

 

 

*kick to the cock*

Breaking ball flails.

Oh shit.

why you dive stupid.

Stanton's always good for a few dumb diving attempts a year.