Eovaldi

 

Collmenter

 

Still gotta jizz it up, bro!

Nate needs to be Great today

Nate needs to be Great today

 

Would really like to see a 6-8 strikeout game from nate today. He needs to get that slider back on track

Would really like to see a 6-8 strikeout game from nate today. He needs to get that slider back on track

 

Not really concerned with the K's. Would rather see the shutout.

Not really concerned with the K's. Would rather see the shutout.

 

I'm with you on this one, actually. If he gets the Ks in the process, great. But I want to see him go 8 with allowing two runs or less.

 

I think I've noticed a trend. Pitchers had wives that were pregnant to start the year, they did amazing (Eovaldi, Koehler). They got closer to the birth and started to do worse. The birth happened, they're still not that good now, but hopefully, the further they get from the birth date, the more they'll get back to first month style pitching!

 

I just hope Alvarez doesn't have a child on the way ...

 

(I'm like 3/4 kidding here - the first line is the most serious of this post)

Yelich lf, Solano 2b, Stanton rf, McGehee 3b, Jones 1b, Ozuna cf, Hechavarria ss, Mathis c, Eovaldi P

I just hope Alvarez doesn't have a child on the way ...

 

(I'm like 3/4 kidding here - the first line is the most serious of this post)

 

Alvarez had his kid last year, just after the season. I remember his wife was a blimp during the no-hitter.

Alvarez had his kid last year, just after the season. I remember his wife was a blimp during the no-hitter.

 

He was smart, then!

Craig Minervini legit just said, "Stanton and McGehee both made out."

Over/under on Donovan Solano:

 

6 H, 9 RBI, 3 HR, 6 R.

 

I'm going with the over.

Dammit, Stanton.

I figured Stanton would have homered in this series so far

Quick inning for Nate, I approve.

Ugh.

I have class at 6:30 so this is going well but I want 4 marlins runs on 4 pitches soon.

dammit solano

dammit solano

 

Feel like this is said often

This game is going quickly.

Fish are in a hurry to get to NYC I guess

Why isn't Solano fast? I feel like given the lack of his other tools, he should at least be fast, right?

Why isn't Solano fast? I feel like given the lack of his other tools, he should at least be fast, right?

 

Yeah, no kidding. Too much beefcake, I guess.

Collmenter's Fastball:

 

I'd say Mike is due...

i hate these ninja late afternoon games, they always sneak up on me.

i hate these sneaky ninja late afternoon games, they always sneak up on me.

 

Blame Arizona.