See Stanton that's how a guy hits homers, idiot.

Preston Wilson is the worst

Ugh, this team.

Salty''s defense could drive a man to drink

... "Terry Collins saying, my guys might not be seeing the ball well."

 

... Yes, Preston, that's why they put the squeeze on. Stupid.

Preston, please stop saying "calmfortable."

We should compile a list of things we'd rather listen to than Preston Wilson.

 

Il start:

A baby crying through a megaphone.

The words "it's cancer"

Kevin Gregg is warming up in the bullpen... Wait, Jk id rather hear Preston than that.

Monster Slump

Sweet. Good swing, Jones.

Woo!

String yelich, mcgehee, jones and ozuna, screw everyone else. And start reed.

String yelich, mcgehee, jones and ozuna, screw everyone else. And start reed.

 

:lol You're silly.

SHADOW NARRATIVE

Oh god, that Monday camo uniform looks like Mr. Met vomited.

:lol You're silly.

 

Serious as can be. And put in baker.

Well that was fun.

Jesus Christ.

 

I get he's swinging at bad pitches, but I swear whenever a pitcher gets two strikes on Stanton, they seem to have perfect accuracy on that slider low and away.

Bryan Morris has allowed a run! D:

And given up the lead!

Amazing

jesus christ

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW CORONA!!!

Morris' regression is not going to be fun

fuckery

I'm like half listening and it sounded like Rich said "George Zimmermann" :lol

Casey with another hit, right giancarlo?