"Marlins hope he'll be fine by the time that's over..."

On Kevin Gregg's DL stint.

 

Marlins fans, however, hope he gets transferred to the 50000000000000 day DL.

Turner is gonna get lit the fuck up after a inning or two in his start, I can feeeeeeeeeeel it.

 

 

Hatcher with a K, thank god.

Soooo I can't help but think that this is just a microcosm of what will be the 2nd half of the season for the Fish...

It's whatever, really.

Heeey, Stanton homered!

MONSTERDONG

 

 

during a monsterloss

Golf clap.

Random - they're mentioning Hugo the Barber, I had a class with his daughter in high school. No big deal, really. She was kinda hot.

New Marlins rule - hit a homer, leave the game.

Salty made contact!!

:lol Hech.

4 runs in the 8th, 5 in 9th coming up, losers. We will win 10-9

4 runs in the 8th, 5 in 9th coming up, losers. We will win 10-9

 

Redmond will forget he brought Stanton out of the game and send him up to pinch-hit.

#JustRedmondThings

Penny? Really? That will fix all this.

What a game

Atta girl ed. Good work.

Guys, this team is embarrassing. Yeah so Stanton homered. But where was he during those clutch situations for the last month. And the fact that hand and now turner are in the rotation is waving the white flag. Maybe we will get lucky and win 75 this year.

Guys, this team is embarrassing. Yeah so Stanton homered. But where was he during those clutch situations for the last month. And the fact that hand and now turner are in the rotation is waving the white flag. Maybe we will get lucky and win 75 this year.

 

Which is right about where I predicted this team. I said 76-86. Which, gosh-darn it, is still a 14 game improvement.

Which is right about where I predicted this team. I said 76-86. Which, gosh-darn it, is still a 14 game improvement.

 

Well yeah true. Think about what could have been though if we won those 13 inning games but had the ball go our way. That 76 could be 86. Very sad. And the team is obviously giving up before our eyes.

And a Salty K.

And another Hech groundout. Well, this has been ... fun ... sort of.

Nice waste of 3 hours.