2013 - We sucked all season.

2014 - We were okay for the first third, then sucked.

2015 - We were awesome for the first third, then okay for the second third, then sucked.

2016 - We were awesome for the first two thirds, then okay for the last third, PLAYOFFS! We lose the NLCS against the Braves.

2017 - We were awesome all season - WORLD CHAMPIONS!

2018 - Firesale,

2019 - 2029 - We sucked all season.

 

You pissed?

You pissed?

 

He's up in bloody arms!

He struck him out. Yaaay

You pissed?

 

velly

Wow. Not much going our way

Season over.

Season over.

 

When did it start?

*sigh* Nate, what has happened to you?

Eovaldi's ERA in the pooper

LOLvaldi!

Christ.

0-8. Screw you guys, I'm going to bed.

Redmond needs to get pissed at some point.

His ERA has gone up half a run in this game.

I was gonna say there goes his ERA. This team is pathetic. The usual mid-summer tank job and before you know it you're 10 under.

Not like Stanton has done fuck all either.

Wait...guys, I need help:

 

LOLvaldi

 

or

 

EovLOLdi?

8-0 wooooooow, blame Stanton, and of course BIG RED

Did Jennings think that was an inherited runner?

I remember that time I thought Eovaldi was turning into a #2.

So...does team still go after Uggla or any help or what?

 

 

9-0....might as well watch my soaps soon...

So...does team still go after Uggla or any help or what?

 

 

9-0....might as well watch my soaps soon...

 

Can he pitch?

 

Because we also have Brad Hand and Jacob Turner in this pitching rotation.

 

Remember when we thought this would be a "good" team?

Typical Hech.

The classic Hechavarria game. Adds an out with a great diving play, gives it right back with a double play on a clear ball.

Many of you know I'm usually pretty positive.

 

But I'm not gonna lie, when they said Turner was in the starting rotation, part of my faith died.