Release him, trade for John Buck, Koyie Hill, or Paul Bako?

 

Fredi Gonzalez would pick Paul Bako. And then intentionally walk him to face Jayson Werth.

Even better, he got on base!

"Saltalamacchia is garbage" is an opinion based on fact.

 

"Hechavarria is garbage" is just a plain fact.

 

Huge difference.

 

It's working sir.

 

Henderson Alvarez is garbage.

"That's been his approach all year."

Hech has an approach?

 

No, he's simply unable to turn on a ball, so it seems like he tries to go to right field. I think Hech hits more foul pop ups than anyone I've ever seen play baseball.

"That's been his approach all year."

Hech has an approach?

 

Yes.

"OK, I try to ground out to second ... shit, grounded out to short."

Fuck bunting, let him swing.

POP UP HIT

 

BETTER TO BE LUCKY THAN GOOD

 

and on the Marlins so they don't notice how bad you are and let you play on the MLB team

When Hech hits a HR this year, remember this thread.

Mike Redmond needs to listen to this:

 

http://puigdestroyer.bandcamp.com/track/stop-fucking-bunting

Terrible.

 

Whatever.

 

Yelich is garbage.

Dammit. When he had two strikes, I was saying just let him swing, he can swing it a bit and not like Harang throws hard.

Hey, Braves...want an out? We only get 27 per game, but here...now you'll only need to earn 26!

 

-Mike Redmond, apparently.

Tied!

 

Rich Waltz will now talk about Yelich's sneaky speed because he's not black.

Well, I'll take it.

Aaron Harang looks like he smells weird.

Valdespin might be worse than Sololano.

Valdespin might be worse than Sololano.

 

Is that possible?

Aaron Harang looks like he smells weird.

 

I was thinking the same.

... Preston, he had multiple 40 homer seasons. Idiot.

 

"He's my favorite player, I don't know anything about his numbers, though!"

Preston Wilson just said that he doesn't think that Hank Aaron ever had a 40 HR season.

Preston Wilson: "I don't think Henry Aaron ever had a 40 HR season."

 

Statistics: Hank Aaron- 8 40 HR seasons.

Hank Aaron only had 8 seasons with 40+ HR's.

Preston Wilson is the Adeiny Hechavarria of announcing.

 

Bad at everything, somehow still employed.

#PrestonThings

I wish someone would correct what he said.