That ball almost Cishek in the face.

He never even moved.

Don't fuck it up, Casey.

Damn

Ugh.

#CaseyMcDP

I felt like that was a good time for a hit and run.

Mike Redmond didn't feel the same way apparently.

I felt like that was a good time for a hit and run.

Mike Redmond didn't feel the same way apparently.

 

He might not know that term.

"You...run! You...hit!"

#DPMcGehee

Justin Upton 3-3.

... Jones, you idiot.

Garrett "Happy Feet" Jones prevents a double play from happening.

Garrett Jones is really, really, hilariously bad at defense.

 

EDIT: he's the worst defensive first baseman in the National League according to Fangraphs.

Good job, replay.

Happy Feet got him out actually!

Nice, doesn't look conclusive to me so I'm surprised.

Here's the definitive look on the overturned call:

 

There's that great approach by Hech...

YOU'RE SURPRISED HECH SWUNG AT THE FIRST PITCH? HE ALWAYS SWINGS FIRST PITCH!

Saltalamacchia-Hechavarria has to be the longest two last names consecutively in a lineup, right?

Saltalamacchia-Hechavarria has to be the longest two last names consecutively in a lineup, right?

 

If it's not the longest, it's the longest by two terrible players.

Ramos warming up in the bullpen, but Alvarez is batting with a runner in scoring position?

 

#RedmondThings

 

(Also, would anyone have actually have liked to see Hech bunt in front of Alvarez? I hate bunts, but Hech is the 15th worst offensive player in baseball, so...)

Ramos warming up in the bullpen, but Alvarez is batting with a runner in scoring position?

 

#RedmondThings

 

(Also, would anyone have actually have liked to see Hech bunt in front of Alvarez? I hate bunts, but Hech is the 15th worst offensive player in baseball, so...)

 

Is that including pitchers?

Gosh

Is that including pitchers?

 

Not league-wide, but on the Marlins:

 

Player: Fangraphs Off:

 

Hech -9.6

Eovaldi -9.0

Lucas -7.9

Koehler -7.0

 

 

He's really, really bad.

I never watched Nolan Ryan pitch, but I wouldn't be surprised if Preston was wrong about that too.