Ask him out on a date. What do you have to lose?

 

Take it from me, a rejection.

This Penny story is going places

 

Lmaoo very pointless

Ask him out on a date. What do you have to lose?

 

But I'm married

Watching Hech turn the routine DP made me hard. #goldglove

Nice double play "y'all"

AWful defense.

But I'm married

 

...and

But I'm married

 

Marriage is overrated.

Marriage is overrated.

 

Marriage is a scam

WAY TO BATTLE TOMMY

Nice job to end the inning. Our offense needs a salad.

Who wants one of those MB Big Salad t-shirts? Taking pre-orders

Phew

 

 

For how terrible that first inning was Koehler did his job tonight (keep us in the game). Now the offense needs to do there job.

How many 3+ run innings does salad have this year? Those seem to be really gettin him.

I'm taking her to the airport, she's going to Brazil to visit family

Who wants one of those MB Big Salad t-shirts? Taking pre-orders

 

yes yes yes

I'm taking her to the airport, she's going to Brazil to visit family

 

PARTY AT VINCES! PIAZZA GET THE KEGS!

Kike, how about getting on base one time?

Kike, until you get a hit, your name is Enrique to me.

Yelich hit that HR and our offense just said "fuck it, we're done."

PARTY AT VINCES! PIAZZA GET THE KEGS!

 

I can throw a nifty party. My apt is 1100 sq feet

Well Yelich did hit it pretty far

I can throw a nifty party. My apt is 1100 sq feet

 

It's on then. I'm actually flying to Florida tomorrow. Don't invite the hech lovers

wow the bottom of our offense is anemic even when salty plays but when mathis plays its ridiculous.

It's on then. I'm actually flying to Florida tomorrow. Don't invite the hech lovers

 

Im in Maryland south of Baltimore