Yeah, making this now. I am...about to watch 'For Love of the Game' on dvd. I love it. I be at work...so probably..won't see a full ga, wait, why am I ranting?

 

 

Marlins sent out Tom 'Not Tommy' Ko--Tom 'Big Salad' Koehler.

 

 

7-8, 3.70 ERA.

 

 

vs

 

 

Jack Sparrow send out his other skipper, Too lazy to type your first name Locke.

 

2-3, 3.77 ERA

Juan C. Rodriguez@JCRMarlinsbeat

 

#Marlins at #Pirates: Yelich 7, Hechavarria 6, Stanton 9, McGehee 5, Baker 3, Ozuna 8, Hernandez 4, Mathis 2, Koehler 1

 

 

This should be fun!

Hey, a start for the new guy!

Hopefully he goes 3-for-3 so Red keeps him in the lineup, because his splits show he actually destroys RHP a shit ton better than LHP.

McGehee in the lineup, why?

Let's win the series tonight and sweep tomorrow!

McGehee in the lineup, why?

 

Gotta make Stanton feel better about sucking.

Kike!

Kike!

 

Racist.

Hech batting second and with a hit. Interesting.

Hech!

So is a change-up down the middle the new Kryptonite for Giancarlo?

 

Ah that was in.

wow that wasn't even close to a strike. f u ump

McGehee!

Nice swing, Tits McHits

Where the fuck are the gifs

BAKER BABY!

Yes!

Good job, Baker, and good base running, McGehee, and good job jogging home, Hechavarria!

Good job, Baker, and good base running, McGehee, and good job jogging home, Hechavarria!

 

Good job reporting on that

Well done Bender, well done.

Wow wtf was that ozuna

really ozuna?

that was really stupid

that ball went a long way for something that looked like a jam shot.