I hate when catchers do the "you have time" thing.

Lauren shehadi is married. Ugh.

Lauren shehadi is married. Ugh.

 

So are you

So are you

 

Yeah. But.

Yeah but what? Do you share?

Nevermind, I prefer them fast and loose, and cheap.

LETS GO OFFENSE

And right there is mathis should be a late replacement in every single game for the stretch. Okay now if the rangers can score 3, then we can too. So lets do it.

Stop stealing our lemons!

Reed "2 hits since the end of June" Johnson

Nice Yeli

Tying run looms on deck

Everytime I see Sololno I miss Coghlan

Piece of shit

Piece of shit

 

Let the record show, the witness was directing his expletives towards the retarded defendant, Donovan Solono.

Hey guys, remember when we traded our top two position player prospects for a decent pitcher and a promising second baseman?

 

Then remember when we sent down that promising second baseman so that Donovan "Holy Shit He's Bad" Solano could get consistent starts?

Donovan Solano makes me want to dig up the corpse of Billy Martin and reincarnate him, only to find out if he craves brains or prefers to chew Donovan Solano's ass out.

 

 

Literally, and figuratively.

Hey guys, remember when we traded our top two position player prospects for a decent pitcher and a promising second baseman?

 

Then remember when we sent down that promising second baseman so that Donovan "Holy Shit He's Bad" Solano could get consistent starts?

 

I've chosen to forget this.

Donde esta Kike?

AJ Ramos and his league-worst walk rate in the game.

Hit one for the hell of it

Can we score?

Donde esta Kike?

 

Kike is finally starting to hit again in AAA. Might be time to make the move.

Stanton, you get an F for today.

Can we score?

 

More than Bender but that's not saying much.