His porn gifs

 

 

how the fuck do you have 58?

 

 

who the hell is TheU?

 

 

I HATE BENDER

 

 

Uh....Salty can't hit LHP...Shelby Miller is a left handed pitcher.

 

He isn't benched. He's being used correctly.

 

​Since when was Shelby Miller left handed?

 

 

who the hell is TheU?

 

​JOSE

 

 

BTW it took me like 45 minutes to make that in paintshop

 

​You may be less talented than Salty then

 

​The worst part: a tool was used for the oval but not the slash. Single A work there.

 

 

how the fuck do you have 58?

 

​Cause I run the place

 

 

BTW it took me like 45 minutes to make that in paintshop

 

​You may be less talented than Salty then

 

​The worst part: a tool was used for the oval but not the slash. Single A work there.

 

​The circle was hand drawn dawg.

 

 

Salt is not good for you anyway

 

 

what do you guys think, better or worse? 

 

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Can't even tell its fake

 

 

I want to make my masterpiece my avatar but it says it's too big? How do I shrink size wise.

 

 

Uh....Salty can't hit LHP...Shelby Miller is a left handed pitcher.

 

He isn't benched. He's being used correctly.

 

​Since when was Shelby Miller left handed?

 

​Yeah, that would be the biggest news of the season.

 

 

I want to make my masterpiece my avatar but it says it's too big? How do I shrink size wise.

 

​

 

 

I want to make my masterpiece my avatar but it says it's too big? How do I shrink size wise.

 

​I'll do it through the backdoor. Which one, the one with the Salty pic in it?

 

 

I want to make my masterpiece my avatar but it says it's too big? How do I shrink size wise.

 

​I'll do it through the backdoor. Which one, the one with the Salty pic in it?

 

​yup

 

 

Well that's what it went in as

 

 

Looks good!

 

 

with 2 triples

 

 

For the Marlins:

 

Gordon (L), 2B

 

Yelich (L), LF

 

Stanton, RF

 

Morse, 1B

 

Prado, 3B

 

Ozuna, CF

 

Hechavarria, SS

 

Mathins, C

 

Big Salad, SP

 

For the Braves

 

Peterson (L), 2B

 

Simmons, SS

 

Markakis (L), RF

 

Freeman (L), 1B

 

Pierzynski (L), C

 

Gomes, LF

 

Callaspo (S), 3B

 

Maybin, CF

 

Miller, SP

 

 

By the power of applied mathematics, the only logical score for this game is 3-22.

 

 

Mark Canha is starting at first base for the A's tonight. I'm not a huge "oh my gourd I can't believable we let him go" guy, but wouldn't he deserve a 40-man spot over nothings like Solano and Rienzo?

 

 

I managed to steal Freddi's team talk!

 

Braves: What's the entire game-plan tonight, skipper?

 

Freddie: Don't give Stanton anything to hit. Then wait for the other 24 guys to screw up.

 

 

Mark Canha is starting at first base for the A's tonight. I'm not a huge "oh my gourd I can't believable we let him go" guy, but wouldn't he deserve a 40-man spot over nothings like Solano and Rienzo?

 

​I'm not sure how anyone could call Solano a "nothing." He's done everything we've asked. I must be new.

 

​He's a terrible baserunner, a terrible hitter, and only a slightly above average defender. Unless we asked him to "be really bad and make everyone believe they have a chance to collect a Major League paycheck", I don't think he's done anything we've asked.

 

Also, welcome to the boards! You'll quickly learn that there is quite a schism here regarding guys like Hech and Solano, but I think we can all agree that Salty sucks, so thank you Jarrod Saltalamacchia for bringing the MarlinsBaseballDotCom Forums together as one.