Gerrit Coleslaw vs. Justin Pickle-ino

 

Lineups:

 

For the visiting Pittsburger Pirates:

 

1. Gregory Pulled-Porklanco

 

2. Starling Marte-ni

 

3. Androol McCutchen

 

4. Asandwich Ramirez

 

5. Francisco Cerveza

 

6. Gyro Alvarez

 

7. Meal Walker

 

8. Jordy Morsel

 

9. Gerrit Coleslaw

 

For the hometown Miami Barwings:

 

1. Dee Gor-dog

 

2. Ichi-roll Suzuki

 

3. Martini Prado

 

4. Justin WildBour

 

5. Marcell O'Tuna

 

6. Derek Dietchip

 

7. Adeiny Fishavarria

 

8. Jeff Snackthis

 

9. Justin Pickle-ino

 

Guys, I'm hungry. 

 

 

"Yes, this season is still going!"   :lol

 

#SuckForDraft

 

#BlakeRuth2

 

#BanAdminForever

 

 

Nicolino's 3.19 k/9 is pretty amazing

 

 

Nicolino's 3.19 k/9 is pretty amazing

 

At least it's noticeably better than his BB/9. Jose Urena is three walks away from identical K/9 and BB/9.

 

 

Ready for an asskicking of a lifetime.

 

 

Ready for an asskicking of a lifetime.

 

Cheers (with a bottle of water)

 

 

pirates announcers are becoming annoying, considering the Pirates used to really suck with an empty stadium

 

 

I never watch games anymore. I just heard Bour's name pronounced for the first time. Figured it was "bower"

 

 

Cheers (with a bottle of water)

 

that is the coolest! I was LITERALLY having a water when i read this.

 

 

Hmm. Dilemma. Bed or Marlins Baseball?

 

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz* ......

 

*yes, that's right, I went for baseball!

 

 

Hmm. Dilemma. Bed or Marlins Baseball?

 

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz* ......

 

*yes, that's right, I went for baseball!

 

nice!!

 

 

can't even strike out a pitcher

 

 

So you know HA is the entertainer, Nicolino is basically the opposite of that, whatever that would be

 

 

Nicolino's bb/9 is about to surpass his k/9

 

 

anyone is better than Mathis at this point...just release the piece of shit

 

 

jesus Christ that was BP

 

 

that nicolino 0-2 pitch on the HR about sums up what this guy has to offer

 

 

another 2 strike BP hit....he needs to learn an out pitch or he's gonna fail up here

 

 

another 2 strike BP hit....he needs to learn an out pitch or he's gonna fail up here

 

Only way he's gonna learn it is if he gets traded to another team. 

 

 

But yeah, Nicolino is absolutely unimpressive. Terrible fastball, good change-up, and terrible everything else.  I seriously (once again) question the marlins scouting department if they really valued him over Heaney

 

 

Arturo Rodriguez needs to get some AA time.  He;s 23 hitting .283 with 17HR at Greensboro.  If he can hit AA, he and JT should be a good combo and show Mathis the door

 

 

Arturo Rodriguez needs to get some AA time.  He;s 23 hitting .283 with 17HR at Greensboro.  If he can hit AA, he and JT should be a good combo and show Mathis the door

 

 

 

But yeah, Nicolino is absolutely unimpressive. Terrible fastball, good change-up, and terrible everything else.  I seriously (once again) question the marlins scouting department if they really valued him over Heaney

 

speaking of unimpressive...this offense

 

 

this home plate ump does suck tho

 

 

Only way he's gonna learn it is if he gets traded to another team. 

 

yup you have perfected culture of losing mentally. Love you bro.